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Wait until we have "quantum deep learning"
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To be followed by 'quantum deep quantum learning'
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Every time you send a qubit of information, the Universe will split into two. In one Universe, the information is transmitted successfully. In the other the transmission failed.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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The trick is choosing the universe where you transmitted it correctly
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It just requires the use of a Brownian Motion detector; like a nice, hot, cup of tea.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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I hate cats, especially Schrödinger's.
Even if include Quantum Parity, you'll never know what is correct in the 4 dimensional state you've created
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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It's a matter of quantum quantum.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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For his latest project, Alex Reben, the digital artist behind works like the psychedelic Joy of Painting and the voice-controlled violence of Google Shoots, has trained a neural network to generate original one-line maxims. ...in bed
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An AI to generate cooky-fortunes?
We generated those without AI in school; just a matter of combining words into nonsense, also equally mysterious to the real thing.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Another AI fraud. Read carefully and he selects the few that aren't complete nonsense and very likely massages those. In other words, it's another "a computer did this, up until we fixed all the mistakes it made, leaving little, if any, of the work the computer did."
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I love that expression - "AI fraud". It's so appropriate for most of these "AI didit" stories, and I'm definitely stealing it for the future.
TTFN - Kent
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Buzzwords like “deep learning” and “neural networks” are everywhere, but so much of the popular understanding is misguided, says Terrence Sejnowski, a computational neuroscientist at the Salk Institute for Biological Studies. So it's not studying in tunnels?
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"Originally, people were calling it “pattern recognition,”", but we decided that wasn't bullshitty enough to get grant money, so we now call it 'deep learning.'
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Ding ding ding! We have a winner! 
TTFN - Kent
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A new poll from the Pew Research Center, a nonpartisan fact tank that studies trends, found that many Americans fear they cannot discern a bot from an actual person on social media. Do I have to start wearing a name tag?
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Sure, otherwise you can’t tell your Eliza from your Russians at the meetings.
TTFN - Kent
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bot : person on social media
moron-level machine : moron-level personMe neither.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tesla CEO Elon Musk updated the timeline to release the company’s new neural net computer, which they claimed will be the ‘world’s most advanced computer for autonomous driving’. Someone's been dipping into the "Teslaquila" again
For the record[^] (I was going to post it, but pulled at the last minute)
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So the car will ram into something 500-2000% quicker now?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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We’ve just published our first cut of the .NET Library Guidance. It’s brand new set of articles for .NET developers who want to create high-quality libraries for .NET. The guidance contains recommendations we’ve identified as common best practices that apply to most public .NET libraries. Does it include adding a random version number?
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Printer manufacturers hate third-party ink cartridges. They want you buying the expensive, official ones. Epson and HP have issued sneaky “updates” that break these cheaper cartridges, forcing you to buy the expensive ones. Everyone's gone paperless anyway
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The research firm produces its Top 10 Strategic Technology Trends list every year to give organizations insight into what they can expect. It's the same list from 2018, now with an extra Quadrant
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"Once again, the trends fall into three categories:" Obvious, Super Obvious and Mega-Super Obvious.
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Yeah, but they get $2500 per bullet point (guessing)
TTFN - Kent
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