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New statues
Hard research on Hanuman's Caste (Twist in Fiction?)
Quick Renamer (City, etc.,)
Bans marriages in UP for coming 3 months
Killed cop by vigilantes(huh?)
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Yeah more than James Bond Lol
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What is this Vin Diesel meme?
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Nish Nishant wrote: Vin Diesel
Yogi Adityanath.!
Try to find out fool in a deal. If you can't find one, it's you.
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Ah okay, thank you
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You should've known. Poor meme creators
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Just saying after all the cases I have seen, someone is going to be defeated and someone is going to win but at the end of the day India has been a successful democracy - I definitely appreciate it. People take democracy to their heart, sometimes I even miss it in countries like US too.
But at the same time I pray God to not to give power to those who abuse it - mera Bharat Mahan - I want to end-up with my favorite stanza of my favorite author and politician - Rabindranath Tagore.
Where the mind is without fear and the head held high;
Where knowledge is free;
Where the world has not been broken up into fragments by narrow domestic walls;
Where words come out from the depth of truth;
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection;
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit;
Where the mind is led forward by Thee into ever-widening thought and action;
Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake.
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Clickety[^]
And they should bring Sati as well. Great 2019 is waiting.
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The election commission officer of the district said the matter is being investigated and an action will be taken if the video is found to be genuine.
Well, I hope they get onto this bit quickly and ensure this woman never gets to take part in politics in any shape or form, that would be great.
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This is the only news I think is good to hear every once in a while, but this good news always comes-in irrespective of any Political party in power - 
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Howdy folks! We have just returned from the Galactic Meeting of How to Delete Spam (GMHDS) and our editor/writer/director/producer/actor/printer or whatever nonsense title we come up with has decided that the best way to combat spam is to introduce more spam. Surely people will get bored of spam with mint, lemon and vanilla flavour right?
Remember: Our Elders have always said too much of something is bad. So we've begun this crusade to introduce more spam for the benefit of this world. For the greater good! Really we don't think it's fun to annoy people. Well......maybe a little. But we promise this will not last.
A bored looking Monkey fiddles with a Sony Walkman which appears to be in pristine condition. In anger it throws down the device which suddenly starts playing songs
super has broken through the sound barrier, the light barrier and the firecracker barrier and promoted himself to Super Hyper Mega Ultron Pokemon Hamster Reporter! Seriously we really need to keep track of these new titles which keep popping up and we assure super he will receive his new "Elite Spam Kit" in a few million years. Anyways not to diminish super's achievements with our awesomeness, we notice that super was super annoyed at a super waste of super money which was super ignored by the country at large. Neighbours and local squirrels alike began to speculate that he would finally lose his cool and patent the word "super" so that no one would even super think of super using it. Our faithful journalists were super curious and super annoying enough to lay siege to his super fortress which boasted 10,000 rooms, 1 kitchen, 4 movie theaters, 2 Gaming console rooms and finally 6000 conference rooms. Unfortunately we heard that super was deciding to burst firecrackers exactly when we arrived in order to send his friend to tell us he was not home. We still got hold of some powerful scoops:
Waste of monry[^]
Govt wants to get RBI reserve for it[^]
simpledeveloper has simply astounded us and broken through the initial barrier and promoted himself to Hamster Reporter! A lil' birdie told us on the way (A common sparrow with a light touch of blue on it's beak and a delicate shade of greenish red on it's wings. Yes we felt you had to get the deepest details) that simpledeveloper was planning to switch from dev to a career in the film industry. Hearing this, most directors were fighting on the road tooth and nail tearing up their shirts in the most grotesque manner to be the first person to be allowed to direct such a prominent developer. On hearing this simpledeveloper was the hero who restored law and order to the roads and to the frightened dogs and cats and announced that he will host a Kaun Banega Filmpathi show where the "fastest money first" would eventually win the Directorial candidate a chance to sit in the "hot seat". simpledeveloper was happy to share his plans with us revealing that the "hot seat" would be designed by world reknowned architects with lava being specially brought ONLY from active volcanoes. Will simpledeveloper go from being just simple to a worldwide sensation? Which director will get his chance to get burnt at the hot seat? FIND OUT TODAY!
Thugs of Hindostan[^]
One more example of Women's right.[^]
Message currently under review[^]
thatraja has discarded his Old Flashback persona of GIT GL™ and promoted himself to Super (taken with permission from super) Badass Heroic Worldclass Hamster reporter! On returning from his grand vacation in the andromeda galaxy thatraja was surprised to find that Amazon, Netflix and Hotstar along with popular streaming services had still not introduced the popular saas bahu serials. A furious thatraja demanded they be taken to the International Court immediately for breaching the sacred law of "Serial watching" in Indian households. People all over the world rushed to the premises of the court and were waiting in fear as to whether our hero would succeed in bringing us quality TV shows. However a tragedy occurred as thatraja's solid case tempted the judges and lawyers to go on a saas bahu serial binge watching spree and they announced in court that the case will be heard after 5 decades. A disappointed thatraja had to announce the bad news to the faithful citizens of India and all news channels started debates as to whether India should start it's own streaming service filled ONLY with such good quality serials and IP ban the entire world. thatraja was unfortunately available for comment but it is now rumoured that he may be planning to buy Netflix and Amazon in one grand scoop and gain control of the universe. FIND OUT MORE IN OUR PAPER!
Censor content in India[^]
Ten Reasons[^]
Yay! One more [^]
Democracy[^]
Monkey finally realizes that making weird faces at the device does not stop the music and proceeds to stomp on it which cuts off the music
Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening, Good Night to all! ^_^
My Blog
Tai'shar Manetheren! Tai'shar Malkier!
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That was really humorous take on the recent post.
Kudos and I hope and wish you continue this regularly.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Welcome Back! We missed you and your rewinds.
.AK.
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I just want to say, EXCELLENT..!
Try to find out fool in a deal. If you can't find one, it's you.
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Can't you write smaller ones buddy, I don't know what is in it, I tried but couldn't read it all though - lol
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Anil Ambani’s Reliance Sues The Wire for Rs 6,000 Crore Over Rafale Coverage[^]
The civil suit hearing has been listed for November 27. Siddharth Varadarajan, a founding editor of The Wire, says the latest case by the Anil Ambani-led company is an attempt to silence the media and discourage journalists from asking questions about the Rafale deal. “We will not be deterred by such tactics,” he said, adding that The Wire would contest the suit and any other case Reliance files.
The Wire is already facing six cases of defamation from the Adani group (three criminal and three civil worth Rs 300 crore), two from BJP president Amit Shah’s son (one criminal and one civil worth Rs 100 crore), two suits from BJP MP Rajeev Chandrasekhar (for Rs 40 crore) and one Rs 10 crore suit from Venkatratnam Ravishankar Ramnarayanpet, who goes by the name ‘Sri Sri Ravishankar’.
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Yes. Democracy.
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
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Clickety[^]
We need 100 more across the country
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I was being sarcastic
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So was he, based on his post icon.
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Just in case (before someone blast me)
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Unbelievable, what's going on there. Shows how easy it's for politicians to distract the population using religion and regionalism as effective tools. The idiot media follows along, instead of educating people about the worrying issues with the country's economy, healthcare, population, environmental abuse, etc.
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