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Only eight months?
Give it a chance, guys!
I've known devs who've been incommunicado for over a year, but they were still making commits and drawing their salaries, so I just let them get on with it.
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Slack today made its Block Kit tool for building more visually appealing apps generally available. The Slack App Directory currently has more than 1,500 apps, and the Slack Platform for the creation of apps and automated bots dates back to 2015. I bet this would come in handy if anyone had a contest to build a Slack app
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To hire tech staff, you need to work with your company’s HR department. Experienced execs and HR professionals share advice for doing it with true success, finding the best possible candidates with minimum cussing. "Must have 20 years experience in brand-new technology" deemed inappropriate
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Don't forget to be a ninja in icon designing.
M.D.V. 
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Good article.
If you haven't been much involved in hiring, bookmark it and read it before talking to HR about finding people.
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No, I'm fine; I haven't fallen on my head, or anything.
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Even a cranky monkey is uncranky twice a day 
TTFN - Kent
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The days of smartwatches as niche devices might be over, at least in the US. "Calling Dick Tracy!"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Calling me Dick Tracy!"
FTFY
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Calling Dick Tracy!"
No kidding! Mine does video calls!
I've given up wearing it, though, because it's pretty much Dick Tracy in size, too, and I like to wear slightly more refined stuff, that doesn't catch on every door jamb, lamp post, and desk.
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So many numbers making my skin crawl with possible misleading assertions.
Quote: determined that 16 percent of American adults, or about a sixth of the group
Suggestion seems to be based on a mix between sales and some group study.
But the sales indicate "smartwatch" - which might not be as clear cut as what people associate that with. Is a "dumb" fitbit grouped into that classification from the sales people to inflate numbers. What of people that replace after 1 or 2 years, potentially halfing the number of "American adults".
And what the hell is that kind of classification "American adults"? Is that American citizen adult of 18+. Which would be some amazing study to be able to separate out the sales figures of true blood Americans and that of foreign posted sales. Or do they mean "Americas" geo-location covering both north and south America? Cause that would be an impressive number.
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Researchers have found a way to run malicious code on systems with Intel processors in such a way that the malware can't be analyzed or identified by antivirus software, using the processor's own features to protect the bad code. And we're all ever so grateful
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Quote: In other words, as far as Intel is concerned, SGX is working as it should, protecting the enclave's contents from the rest of the system. If you run something nasty within the enclave, then the company makes no promises that bad things won't happen to your computer; SGX simply isn't designed to protect against that.
BIG FACEPALM
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Kent Sharkey wrote: And we're all ever so grateful
It's beginning to look like we don't need hackers with tech skills, any more; "researchers" are doing all the R&D and development for them.
Who has oversight on these activities? It seems completely ungoverned, with guys just "researching" ways to allow hackers into other people's computers.
They need to be strongly reminded that facilitation of a crime makes you party to the crime.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: They need to be strongly reminded that facilitation of a crime makes you party to the crime.
That would depend on whether their invention has any purpose other than criminal activities. Would the inventor of a new type of steak knife (e.g. one that cuts steak better than existing knives) be held responsible for the murders committed with the knives?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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A steak knife is designed to cut steak.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: A steak knife is designed to cut steak.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
So eunuchs are made of bread?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Well, David Gates did sing in a falsetto...
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So it won't cut a carrot?
A tool is a tool. It is up to the wielder how it is used.
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A steak knife is not designed to kill people.
These guys are, without any oversight whatsoever, creating tools to do harm.
I do not believe that you can't see the difference.
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Which guys? The researchers or Intel?
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Step 1: Get a commercial agreement with Intel to develop an enclave
All the malware writers are lining up at Intel's door right now.
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Smartphones also are a viable solution for health care in the developing world because they allow untrained users to collect and transmit data to medical professionals. I'm not vain, I'm just feeling a little under the weather
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But can it diagnose the 'Disease of Conceit'?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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