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Does it do raytracing?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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While a lot has already been written about popular programming languages, we would like to tell you about the ones that are already extinct or are on the verge. Here are the seven programming languages you should try to avoid in your next project. Unless you're being paid to use them, of course
Or maybe especially then
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Can't they afford to proofread?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Does enybody bother ainymore?
TTFN - Kent
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So Basic is going to be replaced by .NET, eh? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Now now, he did say Visual Basic is going to be replaced by .NET (apparently). I'm sure regular basic is still going to be around for a while.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Visual Basic is part of .NET; has been for quite some time.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I know that. Thanks.
Maybe he meant VB6, VB5,VB4,VB3,VB2 or VB (not .NET)? No, I just think he doesn't know what he is talking about - and he can't spell, either!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: Maybe he meant VB6
If he did know the difference, he would have stressed it.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Quote: If he did know the difference, he would have stressed it.
This guy can't even spell or run a spell-checker on his copy.  
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Also listing LISP as a dying language is kind of silly, given the number of modern implementations of it.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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They forgot C
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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"Marketing Team Lead"
That explains this article.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Breached, reused, and weak passwords all flagged in Google account settings. Does it come with advertisements for companies to fix the password problems?
Who pay Google for the privilege of being on the list?
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As if the internet isn’t already a complicated cesspool full of trolls, AI engineers have gone one step further to build a machine learning model that can generate fake comments for news articles. Don't compile the troll
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Researchers have developed a new technique that allows attackers to extract contents of a password-protected or encrypted PDF file under special conditions. You had me at "PDF flaw"
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Google underpins Microsoft’s browser and mobile OS now Embrace, extend, eat crow
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The strange sounds are among the many recorded by the lander. That's just the thumper to distract the sandworms
Or maybe the graboids, who can tell?
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explicit(bool) is a C++20 feature for simplifying the implementation of generic types and improving compile-time performance. Hopefully KSS
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Microsoft is creating a new version of Windows 10, designed exclusively for dual-screen and foldable devices. Can I get one that folds into a crane?
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There is a strange fascination in developers to keep things as small as possible. because
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Anyone remember APL? Sometimes I'd swear that C++ is trying to catch up.
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Because it's fun. I once wrote a small assembler program without using any mnemonics, only numbers for op codes, registers, addresses etc. It was, even though I say it myself, elegant in its simplicity.
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Nearly seven in eight CTOs and CIOs have admitted to their businesses suffering a data breach, according to a survey. I'm sure no one here is on the list
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Mordak works for us so we haven't had a breach - damn him!
Actually a nice guy but strict as hell - thank goodness!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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