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Take it to the soapb... oh, bugger!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Splitting a song into separate vocals and instruments has always been a headache for producers, DJs, and anyone else who wants to play around with isolated audio. "If you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be too drunk to karaoke, just like me"
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With dart2native, you can create tools for the command line on macOS, Windows, or Linux using Dart. I guess this is on target for some people
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Onstage at Microsoft’s Ignite enterprise developer conference in Florida today, CEO Satya Nadella announced a host of new tools aimed at making it easier for anyone to develop apps. Stop them if you've heard this one before
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Well this makes their previously announced Intellicode improvements obsolete. Code is no longer necessary. Their software developers are no longer necessary either. Silicon valley will be a proverbial wasteland.
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Is it bad that I'd be happy if that last one came true? 
TTFN - Kent
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All is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even Access may die.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The feature is named App Service Managed Certificates and it will let you secure custom domains on your Windows and Linux apps at no additional charge. That crying you hear is coming from the offices of Big Certificate
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YESSSSS!!! I've been waiting for this!
Also, I just used some third party plug-in and spent two days automating it 
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Fraudulent tech-support sites cause Firefox to freeze while displaying scary message. That new Edge is looking better all the time
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A new technique to identify individuals using sound is nearly as accurate as fingerprints and iris scans I ate chili for lunch, and now I can't log on
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To improve Windows desktop stacks and enable .NET desktop developers to benefit from all the updates of the future, we brought Windows Forms and WPF to .NET Core. So now your next .NET app can be cross platform (Windows 7 and Windows 10)
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Okay, I just had to reply (rant ?) to this one: [^].
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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whiner 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I could just throw you back in the pond: [^]
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
modified 8-Nov-19 12:30pm.
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LOL
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Princeton Professor Ed Felten believes software developers today are looking to make a positive change in the world, and employers need to understand their needs. "Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it."
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Princeton Professor Ed Felten believes software developers today are looking to make a positive change in the worldtheir bank balances, and employers need to understand their needs.
FTFY 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Much more accurate, thank you.
TTFN - Kent
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I have no interest at all in making positive changes in the world. I just want to do my job and move on.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Are you positive about that? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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#realJSOP wrote: I just want to do my job and move on.
I think if most people focused on that, it would be a positive change in the world.
Thanks for setting the example. 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I live to serve as an example to others. Usually of what NOT to do. I own that sh*t. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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LOL. I hear ya! We are all that example sometimes.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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