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 I guess that puts me in the top 1% then. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Distributed app platform's proposed agreement 'isn't freedom respecting,' he says Is there an open source license for writing new open source licenses?
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I love "procedural-type communications", and the brown envelopes that come with them.A con-man Arthur Brock said:
We are trying to say: the only valid way to use our code is if that developer’s end-users are the sole authors and controllers of their own private crypto keys
In other words, only organisations with lots of money for lawyers and developers and backhanders.
He personally won't make money out of allowing a million brilliant, individual (but not rich) devs to play with it, improve it, and branch it.
I.e. He doesn't want to open-source it at all; he wants a proprietary license -- so they should give him what he wants.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bingo!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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A now-former senior IT exec has admitted conning his employer out of $6m – by setting up a fake tech services biz that billed his bosses for bogus services. Maybe he was just subcontracting to the mirror?
Another take - be careful using Word's invoice template?
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Yes, well, what about that-company-that-I've-heard-of-but-that-has-nothing-to-do-with-me-personally that CP hasn't yet paid for their new servers?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A narrow ban targeting AI tools that analyze satellite imagery Weapons of Mass Deduction
Also, sometimes there isn't enough to spare to export
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As long as there are no bans on AIs that can analyse how deceptive and scummy the verge is with users' personal data.
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The Wi-Fi Alliance has announced some new vernacular that can be applied to custom-made devices that are capable of operating at the 6GHz level. This one goes to six
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Oh, I love being reminded about the wi-fi allience -- they always make me laugh!e.g: Key benefits of Wi-Fi CERTIFIED 6 technology include:
• Higher data rates
• Increased capacity
• Performance in environments with many connected devices
• Improved power efficiency
Yup, because a little label makes the hardware work so much better!
If anyone makes improvements, even huge ones, to the technology, those improvements will no way be able to outperform the benefits brought by sticking on a little wi-fi-alliance label!
Everything else they write is full of similar gaffes, obviously written by a combination of religious devotees and jobsworths.
Such fun! Such fun!
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Experience has taught us that micro-optimisation often has little or no beneficial effect on performance, but does make code harder to understand and maintain. It's all fun and games until your next review cycle when they expect you to do it again
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..having a lot of inefficient code, and pointing to ONE optimization to claim that micro-optimizations are a good idea in general..
With tips like using the isEmpty-call, because "It may also be more computationally efficient". That already implies that it also may not, and for most code the difference is hardly noticeable. Spending money on that is money burnt.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Henry (pitest) wrote: Small performance tests can give us early answers to questions like:
• “Are there any obvious bugs that become visible under load?”
• “Did that code change make things slower?”
• “Did that code change actually make things faster?”
• “Where are the bottlenecks in things I can easily change?”
Hallelujah, Brother!
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Damnit, I gave in and looked it up: The two-million-dollar comma[^].
Of course, when the article writer says "use a pair of commas to set off interrupting words, phrases, or clauses", what he means is "parenthesise" -- I don't criticise people over vocabulary, but it's a lot less typing (and easier to use in a sentence), if you want to talk about it with someone else.
This is one of the main reasons why all punctuation (except a full-stop at the end of each paragraph) is frowned upon in documents for courts in the UK; it forces lawyers to phrase their text very carefully.
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As one of my languages du jour, I've always had a fondness for C#. Because it's never too late to look at features you might never use
Or even get to use if they punt them before release
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I am confused now. I expected new possibilities for people who always wrote C or Fortran code and want to stay with their old style, but no: these features look quite interesting.
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Because it's never too late to look at features you might never use
True, but you need to know all the new keywords and reserved words, for when HR professionals ask if you've had ten years experience with them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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He’s even built a prototype device to illustrate a key component of his theory — though Mallett’s peers remain unconvinced that his time machine will ever come to fruition. He's just waiting for someone to donate a Delorean (and a Mr. Fusion)
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He hasn't returned from the future to silence his critics.
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See, this is why I don’t like time-travel fiction. Danged wrap-around paradoxes...
TTFN - Kent
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(I had to leave this one until I could be bothered to wade through all their GDPR-evasion bullsh1t)
A bit of a dick said: it’s theoretically possible to twist time into a loop that would allow for time travel into the past.
It's also theoretically possible to build a steam train that can travel to other galaxies at just under the speed of light (I did the Maths years ago).
This is your typical bit of bit-of-a-dick theoretical Physics, which follows logic that says "If time is involved in acceleration, and F=Ma, then changing the force, the direction, and the mass changes time!"
Wow! So all you have to do is change values of the force, the mass, and the direction until time goes into the negative!
And it's true: If you enter impossible numbers for force, mass, and direction into the equations, the value of the time variable can go into the negative.
So is he a genius, or a bit of a dick?
Time will tell.
... Or it did already, or it will have might already been did, or... Whatever. I give in.
If you also want to engage in a bit of bit-of-a-dick theoretical Physics, there is only one rule:
1. Use Occam's Razor frequently, indiscriminately, and incorrectly.
Take the intergalactic steam train; I had to slice off a few "inconvenient" complications, e.g.
• The mechanics of a train do not allow it to accelerate indefinitely; stuff will break.
• Where does all the water and the coal come from?
• The amount of water and coal required means that the train would never even be able to move.
• Um, don't trains need rails, or something?
So happily hack away anything that makes utter nonsense of your theory, and get famous!
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For the first time, scientists at Stanford and SLAC have created a silicon chip that can accelerate electrons—albeit at a fraction of the velocity of that massive instrument—using an infrared laser to deliver, in less than a hair's width, the sort of energy boost that takes microwaves many feet. Adds new meaning to the 'particle physics' for graphics cards
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Fascinating possibilities.
Good one.
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Who are you, and what have you done with Mark? 
TTFN - Kent
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It might be related to christmas... let's wait a week or so and if no then call either the doctor or the FBI
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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