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This month brings the latest Java release, JDK 14, but in May, the programming language will celebrate its 25th anniversary. And I forgot to get a gift
Maybe a silver compiler?
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I must have missed something, last I checked in with java it was on like 8 for a long time, and 9 just hanging there like no wanting to touch it.
Looked up the java version history Java version history - Wikipedia
Noticed  the extended support for Java 8 ... Dec 2030
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Some measurements of AI’s economic impact sound like the metrics that fueled the dot-com bubble How much you got?
OK, not *all* of it is BS. Some of it is just really big switch statements.
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Well, once the combine AI with blockchain, it'll really take off.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Stanford’s AI Index report: How much is BS?
Yes.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hallelujah!
Someone talking sense, at last!
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Microsoft's latest version of its automation tool for Windows, macOS and Linux is now generally available. Here's what's in PowerShell 7 and what's next. 16.7% more shells
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More evidence that using weak or default passwords is a bad idea: they really are the first thing hackers try out when attempting to take over a device. Oh good. P@ssword1 remains safe
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The problem is that this information shouldn't be on zdnet, which is the paranoia site for IT bods, because we already know all this cr@p -- it should be, for example, in the Woman's Weekly, in pron magazines, and on all the social chlamydia sites.
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Google researchers developed algorithms that the robot used to walk independtly They just kept playing that Aerosmith song until it had to leave
Alternating with the Run DMC cover
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Kent Sharkey wrote: They just kept playing that Aerosmith song until it had to leaveAlternating with the Run DMC cover
It was threathened with a Eurovision songfestival.
It's what makes those rocks move too.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I've lost track of what's what, with all the ham-fisted (as usual) time-travel Bologna, and the article doesn't say, so does anyone know the model name of the robot?
Is it T1 or Rev-1?
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T-800
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Nah, this is only the initial prototype.
It will take google at least three weeks to get to a T-800 beta version.
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But did it take a year to 'teach' the robot why it should walk in the first place?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Rising languages in RedMonk's latest ranking include Python, TypeScript, Kotlin, and Dart. Unless you count the actual number of programmers or programs
'While the company's ranking of programming languages is influential among developers, O'Grady notes that numerical rankings should be "taken with a grain of salt".' Yeah. Kinda.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: O'Grady notes that numerical rankings should be "taken with a grain of salt".' Yeah. Kinda.
He's counting the salt wrong. It's a mountain.
(And the expression is "a pinch of salt", anyway, so he's not only wasting his life on useless "research", but he's only semi-literate, to boot.)
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And the expression is "a pinch of salt"
Not in the US.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Quote: Not in the US
No one else cares.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: No one else cares.
I wish that were true.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I can believe that.
Cooks the US don't add a pinch of salt to flavour food, they add a kilo of sugar.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: kilo
What’s that? 😄
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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It's the way of the future!
(But not a microsoft f***-up)
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Perhaps languages are more popular on StackExchange because they are too difficult and therefore generate a lot of questions.
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Quote: they are too difficult and therefore generate a lot of questions
It's an interesting problem in statistics - identifying the *real* reason for some correlations.
Recently a research paper showed that drinking lots of coffee made people live longer (statistically). However, I would be interested in the fact the people who drink lots (and lots, and lots) of coffee tend to drink less hard liquor and beer, have a higher IQ and eat slightly more healthy foods and not to excess - which could have a statistically significant effect on longevity - so how accurate is the "drink more coffee and live longer" theory? ...or how popular is Python really?
btw: I once ate a python, or some of it anyway; it was delicious (it tasted like chicken - no, really!).
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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