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Actually, as best as I can tell, it's an adaptation of a cynical expression one might use about another that cannot see the obvious "they can not see the forest because of the trees".
I adapted it, initially, to describe how I dodged answering people's questions when I was doing infrared laser photo chemistry to separate Uranium isotopes. A great deal of talking so as not to be rude about not answering - although in this case I just never got around to the answer. If you think about the tree, it would be hard to tell if it was not hidden in that forest, as well!
So - at least from my point of view - I sort of made it up and adapted the verbal technique I use to an expression.
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English is full of 'em: Auto Antonyms, like "Handicap": "To give an advantage in sport", or "A disadvantage or disability". Or "Impregnable": "Impossible to enter", or "Able to be impregnated".
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Not forgetting flammable/inflammable
It goes without saying
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Which both mean the same thing!
Very flexible language, English ... 
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Don't forget non-inflammable which means... I don't know which!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Which both mean the same thing!
Don't get me started on "moot" and "tabled"!
They're both antonyms of each other, synonyms of each other, and antonyms of themselves!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Impregnable": "Impossible to enter", or "Able to be impregnated"
That one's worse than you think, because the "impossible to enter" usage is figurative usage of "cannot be made pregnant".
Using it as a synonym of "impregnatable" is where the bad logic lies.
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It beats 'deplaning" which drives me nuts every time I hear it while flying.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: It beats 'deplaning" ... while flying.
well if the other passengers did that it'd make the queues shorter, particularly cool for international travel: getting through security/passport etc (no more stuck behind old farts that don't speak any known modern language.)
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Chris Maunder wrote: It beats 'deplaning"
That's what, like gluing pieces of shaved wood back on?
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We should consider Newspeak. Consistent, terse, simple. Politicallty sound.
Esperanto is a second alternative, but it lacks several of the qualities of Newspeak. The major problem is that it is not English based.
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Get thee to Room 101!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Logically, therefore:
Disembark = "Don't get on a boat or start a journey".
So, disassemble...dissemble?
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Depends on the ass who's doing it.
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Somehow I was reminded of SpaceX's "rapid unplanned disassembly".
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Hear hear!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Hear hear!
Yeah, right...
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Now now...
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All TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.
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I'm off to watch Corona-tion street 
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Sure, but then you have to worry about unicorns!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: then you have to worry about unicorns!
Not if you don't look them in the eye.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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So, du to my elephanting network, I have to restart the computer every Monday morning to get it to work after a long and hard weekend. I need the network, because my company has the weekly planning meeting via Teams on Monday mornings.
But Microsoft seems to insist on releasing Win 10 updates so that they HAVE to be installed monday morning if you restart your computer. And that of course takes a long time and you never actually know WHEN your computer will be ready.
So it's really a choice of pest or cholera for me.
Do I restart the computer and install the elephanting updates and risk not having the computer ready for the most inmportant meeting of the week?
Or do I refrain from restarting it and not being able to join the meeting anyway because my network is not working?
This morning when I opened my start menu to restart my computer, I noticed to my great joy that I had TWO menu items where I normally only have one. Namely "Update and restart" and merely "Restart".
In my naivety, I thought that Microsoft had FINALLY allowed me to just restart the computer and let me install the update at my OWN convenience, so naturally, I clicked the "Restart" only option.
And what happened: It restarted AND began the update all the same! And it took the better part of an hour! Sigh!
Rant over! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 9-Mar-20 5:21am.
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Mine is rebooted every day - it goes off at night - and it rarely updates when I turn it on. Maybe once a month (maybe less) it want's an "Update and Reboot" or "Update and Shutdown", but not more often than that.
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