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Yeh, I know. I did plead for exemption - on the grounds that....
I'm rubbish! Sorry 
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5teveH wrote: I'm rubbish!
Hey, we've all used that excuse, but it only works once. 
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I've been told that being rubbish is not an excuse.
So I don't participate, just in case.
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It is impossible you are worst than me at this... And even I did it a few times already...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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OK, if I ever get another one right, I'll give it a go. But I'm pretty sure it will go badly! 
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... It's topical[^] 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The fact that "self-worth" is on that list at all tells me this was put together by someone who lacks the discipline to do actual work at home, and can't be trusted to do so.
He's revealed a lot more about himself than he probably ever intended.
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Sure. But to what end, I wouldn't know.
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These persons ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) 's would fall under the category of "Candidates for Justifiable Homicide".
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Rope, tree, patent troll. Some assembly required.
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Agreed. Once assembly has been completed, mount the head(s) on a pike outside the castle walls as a warning to others.
Oh, and make sure the pikes are only two feet tall. That way, their top can be pissed on as people walk by.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I was in Walmart yesterday and asked a worker where I could find the nuts.
He said: "They're in the toilet paper aisle"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I was in the bird watching club yesterday, asked where I could find the loons - and got the same answer!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Otherwise they would have called it the Short Story Corona Virus!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I was worried it would give me a ring around my belly button, until I realised I'd misread, and it's not navel corona virus.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am imagining how you might look like with a corona around your waist, navel level - even though I have no idea about how you look without it.
The usual location of a corona is above your head. If you search in religious litterature, you will find a lot of paintings illustrating it. I cannot remember having seen any painting of religious heroes with a corona around their waist. Maybe you could find some epicureans - but I doubt that they would represent any sort of holy persons. Well, maybe... I am not that much into Greek history.
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let rec nut n = nut
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Linky brokey (the "open in a new tab" caret links to self -- it should be: not nuts![^]
(Copy the URL to your clipboard, select the text for the link in your message, and hit Ctrl+V).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not available in my country.
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I had to use a VPN myself, but you haven't missed anything interesting.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Updated - thanks. I used to just paste a link and hit the [^] button and it would automatically create the html around it. That doesn't seem to work anymore. So when I paste a link how to I get the open in new tab to attach?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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