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Did you know that if you rest one of your testicle on top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame under the base, eventually it gets sucked inside.
If you did know this and you know how to get it out, please message me....urgently!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I suggest that you go to your local ER. The staff could use a good laugh (at your expense...) 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It'll be a nice change from their normal job of getting bottles stuck inside of other things out.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Mike Hankey wrote: Did you know that if you rest one of your testicle on top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame under the base, eventually it gets sucked inside.
wait! "hold a flame under the base" ... under the base of your testicles 
does the beer bottle help?
how?
what sort of flame?
oh, and show us the video or it didn't happen.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Do you just want to get it out, or does it still have to be attached afterwards?
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Greg Utas wrote: Do you just want to get it out
He wants to get the beer out, obviously!
The essentials take priority, even during a pandemic.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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the interactive web-site: [^]
the JavaScript source: [^] : Quote: ODE simulation using Runge-Kutta 4 Initial Version 0.1 (Hans Nesse)
Contents of this file are reseased creative commons cc-by-sa 3.0
(http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)
No warranty is made of the accuracy, useability, or suitability for any purpose. As
I am not particularly proficient in Javascript, there may also be inefficient or
otherwise undesirable code. You have been warned.
uses the jquery js.flot library for graphing.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Smart and golden unknown plant(7)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Nice clue!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Thank you.
Feel free to answer it, I'm starting to wonder if I smell ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Happy to answer but an inevitable (for me) consequence of not working is that I'm rarely up in time for the CCC!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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09:00? 
I've been up for three or four hours by then!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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They have a nine o'clock in the morning, too?  Is there actually a reason for that?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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PeejayAdams wrote: They have a nine o'clock in the morning, too?  Is there actually a reason for that?
It is now largely deprecated and remains only to ensure backward compatibility with existing timepieces.
My sleep patterns are shot at the moment and I seem to eventually nod off at about the time OG wakes up.
So I for one would not be able to set a CCC which is secondary among the two reasons why I'm not going to answer it.
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You're welcome![^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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This could turn into a pundemic!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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I don't know. Last year, I entered the local newspaper's pun contest.
I sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You haven't been reading the Lounge enough. It's already a pandemic.
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Looking at this fine bunch, I think I'd rather take my chances with the virus.
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Walked into a liquor store yesterday and asked the cashier if they had any cases of Corona there.
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Peggy Lee - You Give Me Fever[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I thought of that, but figured it was a little off message! 
How about Bette Midler - From A Distance[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Or MC Hammer - Can't Touch This![^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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