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So are you suggesting that he make an heifer-t to steer these in another direction?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Yogurt my point, but the only whey is if he curd get into the right moo-d.
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Maybe we should just take the bull by the horns and begin an intervention?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I'll calf to think about it... on second thought, no, that is udderly ridiculous.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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if they catch it would need to isolate
... guess that makes it a cow loner virus?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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Bullshit 
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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1,296,561 views • Premiere 20 hours ago.
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Yeah it's really good, most soulful thing I've heard from them in quite a while.
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
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Not bad. Not Excellent, either. I am on the fence with this one, to be frank.
I am way more impressed with the fact that these guys are still recording music after all these years. I wonder if this will lead to a new album. One can hope!
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Chuck Norris does not need any toilet paper. He will just hold it until the pandemic is over.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I can't store the cheap petrol from nowadays. My store is full of toilet paper.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Tch! TP is absorbent: use it to soak up the petrol, and you can store both in the same space.
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That can certainly give hot sessions 
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
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It should help discourage people from smoking on the loo...
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It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
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Is there a fund for the PTSD therapy that all front line healthcare worker will need after this pandemic?
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Nope.
There may be individual ones on a country-by-country (or even "health board by health board", or "medical company by medical company" depending on how healthcare is organised in your country) but there is no central fund.
Can you imaging trying to set one up? And worse, getting governments to agree who gives what to it?
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perhaps benefits in kind? they will sure need/deserve a long quiet break
- a lot of empty cruise ships bobbing about just off the beach here.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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I very much doubt that Herself will even get given a bottom of cheap wine as a "thank you" once this is over - and they are down over half the staff already due to "previous medical condition / age" isolation so the workload has gone through the roof!
And would you want to get on a cruise ship in the near future? 
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OriginalGriff wrote: And would you want to get on a cruise ship in the near future?
Near future? I'd go right now. No tourists, no lineups anywhere, companies starving to get your business. I'm reminded of John C. Dvorak's recommendation to go visit France a few years ago, shortly after its wave of terrorist attacks.
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dandy72 wrote: No tourists, no lineups anywhere, companies starving to get your business
... no where to land, no way to get onto it because all the flights are cancelled, ...
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That's why I said I would go - if not for those logistics problems.
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Several years ago some friends went to Ceylon/Sri Lanka for a vacation - during one of the revolutions/rebellions. They stayed at a five star hotel on a beautiful, almost empty beach, had the best room and the best service you could imagine. The flights were cheap, the hotel was cheaper. All the hotel staff were happy to be there rather than out in the street. My friends went for a walk into town and the fighting stopped to let them by - they thought it was a street party with fireworks at first. Both sides knew that the island depended on tourism for it's economy so shooting or upsetting tourists was strictly forbidden - hence the temporary ceasefire - and the hotel was itself a haven not to be touched. They had a great time - although they decided a tour of the local beauty spots was pushing it so they spent almost the whole time on the beach.
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Forogar wrote: the fighting stopped to let them by - they thought it was a street party with fireworks at first
That's funny.
To some extent. I wouldn't make light of a situation like that.
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