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Did you know that you can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water: if it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, ...
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Hard work is better than perfection.... Loudestsoul
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Leslie was here only 3 weeks ago...[^] - And here I was, thinking he was dead! 
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Yeah, I thought I was having deja vu all over again...
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Damnit! I thought it was too good to be one of mine ...
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I had been hesit-ant to b-roach the subject.
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Does this mean you are now the UnOriginalGriff? 
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... it's made of wood? 😁
(sorry, holy grail reference....)
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Herself has been sent home from work, and they are trying to organise a Coronavirus test*
So I'm also assumed to have it - understandably - and we are fully quarantined. You should probably wear PPE while reading posts from me, and seek medical advice if I have helped you recently.
My Antivirus didn't help, not did my firewall ... it was an inside job!
* More complicated that it should be: she doesn't have any photo ID as she can;t drive and never leaves Wales unless she has to, much less the UK.
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Thanks. I think it's just a cold, but ... she is pretty scared.
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OriginalGriff wrote: she doesn't have any photo ID
Then how do you know she hasn't been switched out with a fembot?
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Fembots don't watch Neighbours. 
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Spotting scope or just binoculars?
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So, you're approx 3,813,333 Kevin Harts away from me, but a few more probably wouldn't hurt. At first, I thought this overkill, but if society has taught me anything of late, it's nothing is apparently overkill.
For those unaware, Conan did a joke/commercial on using Kevin Hart cutouts for distance measuring.
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Does she have any symptoms?
Hope you two stay okay. We'd miss you around here.
My wife had something for a couple of weeks, fevers, fatigue and then in the middle of the night what we thought were just muscle cramps in her ribs. One CT scan later and she's in the hospital for 36 hours with blood clots in both her lungs. She's home and mending now. Tested negative for Corona at the Emergency Room.
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MarkTJohnson wrote: blood clots in both her lungs
MarkTJohnson wrote: She's home and mending now
Lucky you went to the ER when you did! Wishing her a speedy recovery. 
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Intermittent temperature, fatigue, and a wet cough - so hopefully it's a cold or flu.
"Get well soon" to your wife as well!
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MarkTJohnson wrote: blood clots in both her lungs
Oh f***! That's potentially really bad.
Make sure they have checked everything really properly!
Best wishes!
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She's been to the hematologist and is on blood thinner for 6 months, she's slowly building her strength back. She's anemic and Dr put her on iron.
I have alarms on my phone to make sure she takes her meds.
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Sorry to hear that. I hope both of you come through OK.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Thanks - so am I!
Mind you I'm hoping we all get through this - but I suspect there is still worse to come for us all.
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On a serious note, sending you both good juju on this. Hoping this does not become too serious for you both.
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Thanks for that - hopefully it's just a cold exacerbated by stress and overwork, but we'll find out if and when a test can be arranged. Her lack of ID doesn't help there. 
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