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Didn't the drummer in Spinal Tap die in a bizarre gardening accident?
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No the Spinal Tap drummer spontaneously combusted.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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He also choked on vomit, not his own vomit.
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They porn-flick didn't get much applause as it was a hard audience.
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We won't know how effective this ED treatment is until we get some hard numbers.
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Figures don't lie . . . unless they had implants
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Stiff competition?
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
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Debby does CodeProject?
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Debbie Does Social Distancing?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Knowing her, she won't 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Is an entire donkey an asswhole?
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I was going to reply very quickly, but I took a bit of time so it was half-fast.
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Why are asses attracted to carrots more than other vegetables?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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(Borderline KSS)
Answers:
1 - It's a matter of comfort and fit - you wouldn't, for example, want to use a watermelon or durian[^].
Or ought I interpret it as written?
2 - I don't know if any vegetables are attracted to carrots (and asses are not vegetables).
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Oooh ... I haven't had fresh Durian ... gawd, must be 40 years! I can still remember how good it tasted ( and how foul it smelled). 
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Some friends (from the far east) were telling me how many hotels have a sign with the fruit pictured in a red circle with the red oblique line through it: bringing it in is prohibited. Smells like a litter box that's long overdue for a cleaning.
Interesting thing: harvest - these things fall to the grand from the 25m-50m high trees. Per wikipedia:Quote: Strong nylon or woven rope netting is often strung between durian trees in orchards, serving a threefold purpose: the nets aid in the collection of the mature fruits, deter ground-level scavengers, and prevent the durians from falling onto people.
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Did you have to burro down deep for that one?
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
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Counting down; you should pass the worst in a few days and be on the way back up again.
And expect to be very hungry as soon as you recover. Tell your sous-vide machine to be prepared.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'm trying not to prejudice it, but I'd say on balance I'm starting to improve. Big relief, given I'm over 6Kg lighter than when I started, and to lose much more I'll have a arm or leg fall off ... 
I'm on anti-nausea meds (Metoclopramide) and they've been a big help - I kept a bowl of Rice Crispies down this evening, which is the most I've eaten in a week.
It's really hard to tell, this goes up and down so much - plus there's probably more Surprise Symptoms to show up yet (though I can't imagine what it hasn't thrown at us yet  )
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F**king good news Paul - show it whose boss !!!
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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You know "she" is allright when she suddenly hungry. If anything weird, call a doctor. Call often. They are paid for.
First, you get better. Everything else is negotiable 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I dyed a little inside.
Remember, no matter where you go... there you are.
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Hue did?
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Good news, it hasn't affected your colorant all.
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could be useful a little later if you have anything the needs [spray]painting.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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