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then you'll be sleeping throughout your meetings and spend hours trying to figure out why your tests are failing in development with parameters you haven't even passed yet 
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Which is why I take mine at night, so far so good.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't sleep for four days, then take a cold shower.
That's why you shouldn't. You're welcome. Get some sleep now.
And you can't write tests like that. You'll be spending all of tomorrow fixing them.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I am allergic to anti-allerigics.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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MehreenTahir wrote: with parameters you haven't even passed yet
but, did you? 
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There are allergy medications that don't make you drowsy, like Allegra (fexofenadine) and Claritin (loratadine).
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Greg Utas wrote: There are allergy medications that don't make you drowsy,
Or just don't be a sissy and stop being allergic to things. Geez. Just get control of your body.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Control of one's entire body?! You can't even get control of your mouth! (Well, your fingers.) 
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Greg Utas wrote: You can't even get control of your mouth! (Well, your fingers.)
Busted. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I know that many antihistamines have this effect, but it's better than allergy symptoms.
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Which reminds me of one animal you will never see on a rollercoaster: The anti-lope
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At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my SO stating that my head was not up there...
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Was that in doubt?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Well when you're told something repeatedly, one starts to wonder! 
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Due to the laxatives before, yes 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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That's a sh*tty thing to say.
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Well, I'm not currently constipated, yet, for some reason I decided after reading your post that I just don't give a shyte.
However, to make amends, most of my friends have hemorrhoids . . . the rest are perfect Assholes.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: However, to make amends, most of my friends have hemorrhoids . . . the rest are perfect Assholes.
One can suffer the first while being the latter.
Actually, it increases the chances.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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If you met your wife on the Net, were you both rubbish trapeze artists?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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at least better than catching a wife on a rebound from a clown
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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Did it require three rings for the wedding? A swinging affair as I heard it.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "now you're super angry".
Maybe she'll laugh.
Maybe you'll die.
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Suicide is not an option I'm looking for ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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