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Going postal.
Good omens was meh.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Going Postal, Making Money and Unseen Academicals are probably my favorite DiscWorld books.
Thanks for the German version of Going Postal but I am mono-lingual 
Thanks for the reply.
It's good to be a Tyrant
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I'd go with MacKenzie Crook and Ralph Fiennes
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The three movies are well worth watching many times. We're always picking up new details such as in one of the movies there is a leather jacket with "Born To Rune" which references one of the other books. There's a lot of details in a lot of the scenes, my family & I enjoy trying to spot them.
Good Omens while not a Discworld novel is still really good, although I'd recommend reading the book first.
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There are apparently new "definitive" screen adaptations in the works:
Narrativia, Motive Pictures and Endeavor Content announce a brand new partnership which will bring this treasured world to screens in a series of prestige adaptations that remain absolutely faithful to Sir Terry Pratchett’s original, unique genius.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Son: "Mom, did you get the bread from Kroger's?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Did you get the milk?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Did you get your son?"
Mom: "I'll be there in ten."
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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A friend's mom once forgot to get us from acting lessons 
We were like 7 and 8 in a strange city at a strange school (the high school I'd later attent, and that friend too, but we didn't know that then and by that time we also weren't friends anymore although we became acquainted again through shared new friends  ).
Anyway, my friend and another friend kind of lost it there and started crying.
I was a year older and tried to stay strong.
This was before mobile phones were a thing.
Ultimately, she was an hour late.
Apparently she thought about us when the whole family sat down at the dinner table and they were missing someone 
Bottom line, if that ever happened to you, at that age, your joke brings back trauma rather than laughter 
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Quote: your joke brings back trauma
That was certainly not my intention! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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My friend’s mom forgot to bring him home on a 3 hour car trip. That, coupled with some other incidents, lead to her loosing custody of my friend.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ouch, at least mine was an honest mistake from an otherwise loving mother
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Didn't they make a movie about that?
Home Alone[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Where Have All The Flowers Gone?[^]
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Why isn't there a sarcasm font called the iRoll?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Are you serious?!?!?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Yeah, right ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I would like to see the KMA emoji.
I'm not sure how many it cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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just gonna have to wait, in the meantime relax, have a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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Because iRoll is already taken as a description for 'love handles' a/k/a a "spare tire". I thought everyone knew that.
Sarcasm font as 'sans wit' ?
CP Petition: font for Q&N to be changed to "Sans Clue Bold"
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Because Apple has copyrighted the i<word> pattern? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Apple - It just works.
I think they've patented sarcasm as well, seeing they are so good at it 
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I'm trying to figure out YAML pipelines and Environments in Azure DevOps.
A build YAML pipeline is easy enough, as are the classic pipelines, but an Environment YAML pipeline is a bit more complicated.
Guess what the official example is to get you started?
- script: echo my first build job
- script: echo my first deployment
Cool, but I want to do REAL work, which at least involves an artifact with some files! 
Is it really that hard to write an example that you could actually use in a real world scenario? 
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It's one of the things I hate - I'm researching for some Go stuff at the moment, and as a side-issue I looked up examples on the Web for MongoDB - 3 examples were wrong in various aspects .. not 'hard' stuff, but enough to make it hard for a newbie not to get the point 
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That's the worst!
I recently had an example of some JavaScript library to work with a third-party API.
About 10 lines of HTML, head, load script, body, some div and a couple of lines of JavaScript to do the library magic on the div.
It did not work.
I searched and searched and debugged for about an hour, obviously expecting something like my login credentials not working, or having set wrong access in my account.
After an hour I found the error, the script tag was not closed which is apparently very illegal
Come one, if you test that sample for two seconds you'll see that it doesn't work!
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