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MFM or RLL?
Money makes the world go round ... but documentation moves the money.
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No Brutus chip.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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No, seriously - I wanna do that: Closing Credits[^] - you probably will too! 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Understanding the link, but in real life, wouldn't "Closing Blame" be more apropos?
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No that's like getting to the end and saying "I think that's everything covered, anyone got any other business we need to deal with?"
You just know some ass is going to bring up trivia that could be an email and the meeting will triple in length so they can hear the sound of their own voice ...
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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You're not thinking mean enough. Stuff to make them shut off their cameras in shame.
Like:
Stupidest Comment that was ignored
Stupidest comment that distracted from the meeting purpose and wasted our time.
Most pointless remarks just to get attention.
Best faking that they paid attention (often same as previous).
etc.
Remember, when you roll the credits you mute everyone. Game over.
or
Remember - they're worms - they're place is to be made to crawl!
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The real mans way: Wally Leaves Camera On[^]
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Ah - yes I remember it well (use Maurice Chevalier accent).
Now you've gotten into the spirit of it. Be selfish - shorten meeting from your personal perspective and just not get invited.
All Hail Wally !
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I tell you three times that brigade can truncate a viaduct! (7)
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OriginalGriff wrote: truncate a viaduct
ABRIDGE ?
OriginalGriff wrote: three times that brigade
brigade (anagram). not able to connect three times to it other then last three letters moved.
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So you are up tomorrow! 
I tell you three times
that brigade can BRIGADE (anag)
ABRIDGE
truncate ABRIDGE
a viaduct! A BRIDGE
ABRIDGE
Three clues for the low, low price of one: or "solve one, get two free!" 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Three clues for the low, low price of one: or "solve one, get two free!"
There was nothing free 
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Oh, I'm sorry - I don't see your payment in my account.
Where do you want your bill sent?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Where do you want your bill sent?
My inbox 
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RIP Murray. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
A true great. The voice of Formula One for 50 years and responsible for some classic quotes:
- "There's nothing wrong with the car except it's on fire"
- "With half the race gone there is half the race to go"
- "I imagine the conditions in those cars are totally unimaginable"
- "Either that car is stationary or it's on the move"
- "Unless I'm very much mistaken... I am very much mistaken!"
- "And now excuse me while I interrupt myself!"
- "The young Ralf Schumacher has been upstaged by teenager Jenson Button, who is 20"
- "It would have been Senna's third win in a row if he'd won the two before"
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... closely following Leslie[^]
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Apologies to OG. I don't pay much attention at the weekend, so hadn't spotted his post. Although, you can never have too many Murray Walker posts. 
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No need to apologize - we all do it!
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The Lounge is an all-natural, all-purpose Leslie generator.
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Murrary Walker the man, the legend, quick thing if you ever can find his Dad commentating on Motor Cycle racing pre & post (for a few years) WWII have a listen, my Dad got me to listen to an old Isle of Mann TT he comentating on, when I heard it I said 'Good grief, Murray Walker was commentating then?', they sounded the same, exactly the same. He will be missed 
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No Mike, as any fewl know Pi day is 22/7.
Now stop being irrational.
veni bibi saltavi
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LED lamps should be great. LEDs are great, they're efficient and almost never die (unless mishandled, of course). Put them in a lamp and suddenly they become trash - the kind of trash that has "100000 hour MTBF" on the box and then dies within a year. It keeps happening, I've thrown away about a dozen broken LED lamps over a time period that would have cost one or two incandescents.
LED lighting in other form factors seems to be holding up well though.
By the way, some of the LED lamps have a noticeable flicker. Not the kind of noticeable where the individual flashes are visible as such, but the kind of noticeable where the difference is easy to see, for example they replace motion blur with a trail of ghostly copies of a moving object. These lamps are trash, never labeled as such, stop making it.
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