There is a polite answer:
It doesn't quite work like that.
We do not do your work for you.
If you want someone to write your code, you have to pay - I suggest you go to VWorker.com and ask there.
But be aware: you get what you pay for. Pay peanuts, get monkeys.
And there is a rude answer. Which contains a large number of swear words.
Since you are quite staggeringly arrogant, I am very, very tempted to go with the rude one.
But since that would mean descending to your level, I won't.
So here is the intermediate version: