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Buzzword Bingo


The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

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GuyThiebaut16-Apr-08 12:47
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Generalwin-win Pin
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Justin Perez26-Feb-08 5:34
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You know when you watch a movie, that has a main character that gets completely humiliated in front of his in-laws, and you somehow feel embarrased for him? That's what I feel right now.

I'm going to become rich when I create a device that allows me to punch people in the face over the internet.

"If an Indian asked a programming question in the forest, would it still be urgent?" - John Simmons / outlaw programmer

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Chris Meech25-Feb-08 6:51
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Douglas Troy28-Feb-08 4:26
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GeneralBe Naked; Get Screwed Pin
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GeneralFrom El'Reg posting an internal Email from Microsoft Pin
Douglas Troy21-Feb-08 13:10
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GeneralWrong Forum Pin
Rajesh R Subramanian24-Feb-08 18:44
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GeneralThe bottomline of the story is ... Pin
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Chris Meech21-Feb-08 6:08
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GeneralSynergy Pin
Douglas Troy15-Feb-08 15:05
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GeneralUse your imagination... Pin
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