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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" Pin
April Fans27-Dec-12 19:02
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GeneralI have been waiting for this one a long time: Pin
CDP18029-Jul-12 1:17
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Richard Andrew x649-Jul-12 6:59
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Bernhard Hiller15-Jul-12 23:49
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CDP180216-Jul-12 8:26
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ryanb3119-Jul-12 9:32
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GeneralExotropic Mind... does it mean your brain is "squint"? Pin
orsobrown25-May-12 4:16
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GeneralStart Delivering Value Today Pin
AspDotNetDev10-May-12 13:01
protectorAspDotNetDev10-May-12 13:01 
Some people at my company are considering Liferay as a possible replacement for SharePoint and Umbraco. Wanting to learn more about it, I came across that page, and here are a few nuggets I found:

Quote:
Liferay Portal is an enterprise web platform for building business solutions that deliver immediate results and long-term value.


I know I like "long-term value" and "immediate results" when "building business solutions". Sounds like a useful "enterprise web platform".

Quote:
Start Delivering Value Today


Why, just the other day I was talking about delivering value. I can't wait! Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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Mike Winiberg10-May-12 20:41
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jsc4211-May-12 2:34
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PSU Steve11-May-12 3:23
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ely_bob11-May-12 3:49
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GeneralBrogrammer Pin
jeron127-Apr-12 5:37
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Zac Greve27-Apr-12 8:55
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Brian C Hart11-May-15 7:06
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GeneralBuzzword Guru Pin
AspDotNetDev21-Mar-12 21:55
protectorAspDotNetDev21-Mar-12 21:55 
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Danny Martin27-Mar-12 3:08
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Nagy Vilmos27-Mar-12 6:14
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RobCroll27-Mar-12 11:31
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riced28-Apr-12 4:43
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GeneralWhen Looking For Work .. Pin
Chris Meech31-Jan-12 2:37
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GeneralRe: When Looking For Work .. Pin
RobCroll31-Jan-12 11:15
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PHS24112-Jun-13 23:40
memberPHS24112-Jun-13 23:40 
General"we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" Pin
Brian C Hart12-Jan-12 11:04
memberBrian C Hart12-Jan-12 11:04 
GeneralRe: "we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" Pin
OriginalGriff12-Jan-12 21:31
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