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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
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GeneralI have been waiting for this one a long time: Pin
CDP18029-Jul-12 2:17
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It actually is not even a word, more a 'buzz syllable': App

'App' is very similar to the sound I make when punched with a fist, but obviously some marketing guys came to the conclusion that we all are only able to communicate with grunts and would not understand anything with more than one syllable. Anyway, I wonder how popular this 'word' is going to be when the gold rush finally is over.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity



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GeneralExotropic Mind... does it mean your brain is "squint"? Pin
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