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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
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CDP18023-Nov-13 10:23
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Member 10307914 wrote:
to the marketing people.

That says it all. Talk to them like a caveman and they will understand. Try it like this;

Ugh!
Me write code. Me smart. You not sell enough. You dumb.
Tell customer that code is good. Me has tested.
Go out and sell. Now. Get banana when sell more.
Ugh!
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

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