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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
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GuyThiebaut30-Mar-14 3:34
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Simon_Whale14-Nov-13 0:00
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My Buzzword for today is "Workshop" not in the actual definition but how it's used.

For example.

The technical masterminds at the parent company called and asked if they could set up a workshop to see how we work for an upcoming project.

Why the elephant can't they just say meeting?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

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GeneralKey Learnings, Talking Points Pin
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KMJacobson24-Sep-15 11:09
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