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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
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W Balboos18-Feb-14 7:27
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W Balboos6-Mar-14 1:15
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Many many many years ago, my first year in college, I was made to take English Composition, a required core course for Freshman. Along with various style of writing, we were, more importantly, taught to read, and by proxy, listen.

What was really said? Political speeches, at least good ones, mean all things positive to all people, even when the listeners actually disagree. Advertising and other such actions designed to get you to buy something by implication, innuendo, and, of course, idiocy, are actually the parent concept of the political speech. Meanwhile, for me, some good mentors during my chemistry days, reinforced that to analysis upon claims and proofs (particularly those popular in the broadcast media). Wherever you may be, by now you must have heard me screaming in outrage and disbelief whilst in front of the idiot-box.

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