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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:
We neither should be terrorists nor should worry about them.
We should condemn every form of aggression!

Aw, wait, that means that we'd be ruled by those that do not.

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:
They are simply cowards
You should turn of your TV. People do not choose to become terrorists because they are cowards.

In the eyes of the German ruler, Anne Frank would have been a terrorist Suspicious | :suss:
Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:
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