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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

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Typical crap trying to excuse the inexcusable. And what more popular method (at least to some versions of mentality) than blame the US.

The US has not been an angel - so don't worry if I'm going down a knee-jerk path.

But it was the Saudi's and Qatari's that brought us ISIS; and the Taliban, too, come to think of it.

Want to point some blame - just look how quick the Euro-businesses are flocking to Iran to set up factories. Meanwhile, Iran imperialism has been rewarded by their governments. Funny how they are so 'tough' on Russia, with sanctions and all that but are going to drop them for Iran whilst they keep up the good work of instigating and supporting terrorism in their march toward a 'Greater Iran'.

Really. The US is certainly money driven - but in a vivid description - when it comes to closing their eyes for a buck, I prefer the US 'John" to the Euro "whore".

(Probably Soap-box material from the start of the thread)

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