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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

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W Balboos1-Oct-15 1:37
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Actually - they've hardly gone far enough.

You may be living in (or faking) being in GB, but you're clearly spending the majority of your time vilifying the US because they kill of vermin like the Taliban, al Quaida, and IS. You resent the drones because now the leader who earn their living and keep their status by murdering and torturing have no place to hide.

But - these are the innocent victims - perhaps you need to spend a few minutes in an orange jumpsuit, on your knees, in front of one of your IS heroes.

Deliberately you spend so much time trying to vilify the US that you seem to have no time left for the murderous fiends that video their murder because it's (for people like you) good press.

You even show appropriate sympathy for hitler.

Which do you enjoy more? Beheading or burning prisoners alive? Or perhaps you just a fan of capturing little girls and sell them as pass-around sex slaves? These things have never gotten so much as a peep out of you - so by implication you accept them and will no doubt justify them.

I imagine you're booking passage for Turkey, shortly?


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