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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
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GeneralArgh... Pin
Brisingr Aerowing6-Nov-15 8:59
professionalBrisingr Aerowing6-Nov-15 8:59 
I got laid off yesterday, and as I left, I overheard someone saying:

"We'll leverage the synergies of the associates with win-win light-speed communication platforms and high-velocity rewards."

(Heartland Automotive, where I worked, called employees 'Associates')

I worry for my friends there... especially with the mention of 'high-velocity rewards'...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.

Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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