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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
'high-velocity rewards'...
Pretty sure they mean something like this, http://www.quickmeme.com/img/19/19aed6d18e47c4781c3ac96e46700eaaf7f9bb7bf5c97aa98caa6cf6d7ae6fdf.jpg[^]

I'm sure losing your job sucks but it sounds like you may have dodged a bullet in the long run. Good luck finding something better. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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