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Moon Mars
Do you qualify?
Me think, I don’t fulfill this one:
psychologically stable and physically healthy
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From one of the requirements (under creativity):
You are aware of different forms of creativity
Yeah, well, given how long the trip is in space, one would HAVE to be aware of different forms of *cough* creativity.
Just sayin'
Marc
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They would not let me come along. When I'm bored, I get creative with electronics and programming. They would not like what I can make out of parts scavenged from the spaceship if they lock me into it for a few months 
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Do we need to be polymorphic enough to prove the requirement "You are aware of different forms of creativity" , If so I will have to reprogram my brain 
Ranjan.D
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Does Leslie Nielsen[^] qualify?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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He is probably already there. And besides, the whole concept is so hilarious that it worth one or two reposts.
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Quote: This is the foundation upon a mission must be built, where human lives are at risk with each flight.
There is a typo in the 2nd paragraph of their mission statement. With that kind of attention to detail... I can see why the candidates must be able to solve completely unforeseeable problems.
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Deyan Georgiev wrote: One way ticket to Mars
Deyan Georgiev wrote: psychologically stable
I'm sensing a contradiction here...
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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Given the requirements I'd qualify but probably too old which is a pity as I would go. Not sure the wife would be too happy though...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Rejected as I failed to fulfill the following:
- You believe that violence doesn't solve any problem.
- [yodle] Your thought processes are persistent. [/yodle]
- You persevere and remain productive.
- [trumpet] You are open and tolerant of ideas and approaches different from your own. [/trumpet]
- Your humor is a creative resource, used appropriately as an emerging contextual response.
- You are aware of different forms of creativity.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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All these qualities in an 18-28?
Typical HR bs.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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