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Girls back at school!
Mrs Wife at work!
House tidy, tonight's dinner ready [well out of the freezer] and coffee flowing.
Life is back to normal. All I have to do today is take a letter over to one of the schools eldest is down for that proves she's Catholic [good story for later on] and copy a CD onto Mother's MP3 player.
Then the rest of the day is mine. Will two bottles of Gordon's be enough? 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Then the rest of the day is mine. Will two bottles of Gordon's be enough?
Shirley, three would be better. 
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Who're "Will" and "Shirley"...? 
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Who's on first.
Shirley you Will know the rest?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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How the heck do you "prove she is catholic?"
Blood tests to prove she isn't on the pill? Allergy to latex?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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OriginalGriff wrote: How the heck do you "prove she is catholic?"
Baptism, First Holy Communion.
Count the rituals.
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8/10, would baptize again.
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Don't you have to cut them in half to do that?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Don't you have to cut them in half to do that?
No, but you do need "proof" that someone threw water over you. Not having the proof is not a problem either, means they'll simply try and drown you again.
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The dear Catholics are very good at keeping people employed.
For the school, it was not just enough that we provided a Baptismal Certificate to prove she was baptised Catholic nor was the First Communion Certificate enough to show that she is being brought up in the faith. No, we had to have a priest witness that he had seen them and that he was happy that she is really a Catholic.
Bunch of arse if you ask me. For the CofE schools they ask 'are you Christian?' to which the answer is 'Yes' and they let you in. Simples.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: For the CofE schools they ask 'are you Christian?' to which the answer is 'Yes' and they let you in
So that was what I did wrong!
I answered "No, I don't complain that much."
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Now I'm going to be cruel hard, but fair:
How about meeting outside in five minutes. Don't forget the backpack, your helmet and your rifle. Then you do a little march to the shooting range to warm up. Those 25 km should take you no more than two hours. That leaves some time for shooting and lunch. In the afternoon you then march back the way you came and finish with a quick run or two over our obstacle course in full gear. The rest of the day will be easy, just cleaning the rifle and the equipment.
After such a day you will not even know who this Gordon is. 
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