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Most parents tells lies to their children as a tactic to change their behaviour, suggests a study of families in the United States and China.
In other news, sh*t smells and snow is cold.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: In other news, sh*t smells and snow is cold.
But is water wet?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: But is water wet?
Can convicts play cricket?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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How would you know? When was the last time you drank just "water"? 
Beer is wet, Rum is wet - these we know!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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OriginalGriff wrote: When was the last time you drank just "water"?
... or showered
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Michael Martin wrote: is water wet?
No your the only wet one you Aussie poof. 
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What, you only lie on Internet message boards?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lol! Does not compute - aiiiiaiiaiiiiiiii
Srsly I made a promise to myself not to lie to The Boy & haven't.
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So no tooth fairy or Santa?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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He gets Xmas presents. He gets Tooth Fairy gifts (and he has a school-based ouse Gnome). I have never lied to him about any of them.
Quite easy really.
Try me - you play the 6 year old. i'll play the Dad! (DD can play the Jimmy Saville)
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: In other news, sh*t smells and snow is cold.
If you sh*t outside it both stinks and is cold. We get the occasional urban fox coming through the fence by the school. The have a tendency to sh*t on the path but whether it stinks and is cold I will leave to the cats or another fox to deduce.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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Well, the parents learn tactics pretty well from their governments.
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