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He was killed after being hit in the head by a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
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:groan:
I hope you're not in the joke racket. We couldn't take another volley of that kind of love.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I don't know many puns - ten is about the number
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Foul !
"We live in a world ruled by fictions: mass merchandising, advertising, politics as advertising, instant translation of science, technology, into popular imagery, increasing blur of identity in realms of consumer goods, preempting any free, original, imaginative, response to experience by the television screen. We live in an enormous novel. For a writer it's less necessary to invent a novel's fictional content: fiction's already there. A writer's task is to invent a reality." J. G. Ballard, 1974
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I finished making some middle-ages style headwear for my wide - but for some reason she was upset about it and tore it in half, stormed out.
It was a wimple done grand slam torn garment
Many apologies.
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I just LOVE that joke! Would you LET me tell it to my friends?
Marc
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Sure. But if they don't like it, it's not my FAULT
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Net funny.
Net funny at all.
Steve Wellens
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Your just not on the ball, boy
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It was a Smash in my Court! Aces to you!
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Service over!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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