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Public Health Officials say the corpse wasn't a problem: Body Of Water[^]
If a child poops in the local swimming pool the entire pool has to be emptied of occupants but if you put a freakin' corpse in a hotel water supply for two weeks there isn't a problem - according to the tests.
Sorry, I don't believe a single word any government official says as someone is on the payroll here or there is backroom shennanigins designed to save an insurance company from lawsuits or something. This makes absolutely no sense when compared with all other warnings we've received in the past. They are liars and thieves, every one of them.
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Seems reasonable to me, and they're not just saying yeah it's fine - start drinking it. They still have to drain, flush and sanitize the system.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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To me the big question is how did she get there?
Maybe she got sucked up a water pipe - something is amiss here.
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MehGerbil wrote: To me the big question is how did she get there?
Well yes, but that was not what you posted about.
Quote: Falling into a covered water tank behind a locked door on top of a roof would be an unusual accident.
Autopsy results deferred pending further tests and results, CCTV footage of her acting weird on the last day she was seen.
It is a homicide investigation at the moment.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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MehGerbil wrote: Maybe she got sucked up a water pipe - something is amiss here.
A pipe? It was on the roof of a hotel - unless she was some sort of wee folk (the mythical kind) she didn't arrive there via a pipe.
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It says its free from bacterias but noone says anything about the Dead man's bloodthirsty vengeful ghost ... and i can think of a few really scary movies starting with dead human in the tank 
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When I was 15 the girl I was seeing had a converted loft in her (mum's) house, and the water tank for the house was in a cupboard next to the room up there.
One day I emptied red food colouring into it.
There were lots of screams when the taps started running red.
They never did find it funny.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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I'll ignore the question as to why you were up there and focus on teh brilliance of your prank.
Too bad you didn't let off with a spooky ghost story moments before they used the faucet.
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RED RUM!!
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Thank you.
The government is always chasing 'bacteria' instead of dealing with our vengeful spirit infestation.
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what the problem, it wasnt horse!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Quote: Why I Don't Trust The Government
Because they are breathing?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It depends on if the corpse poops or not.
Software Engineering is different from the traditional forms of engineering that are bound by the laws of physics. Software Engineering is only bound by the laws of stupidity.
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Study: (didn't look it up)
Article body: Between 10 and 14 samples came back negative for fecal coliforms and total coliforms (typical test)
Article Title: No harmful bacteria
You: Not a problem
That quality decay is typical - and as usual, we could explain away the study-body-title decay with stupid money-grabbing non-researching quasi-trained semi-professional sheeple-attention-grabbing "journalists".
This doesn't explain the leap of faith to "No problem", though. Nowhere ever is stated that "The Government" said "That corpse wasn't a problem". That's simply crappy reporting, exaggeration, attention grabbing on from you. I am a bit disappointed, I held you to a higher standard.
Furthermore, the article states:
It's likely there was sufficient chlorine in the tank to destroy any bacteria that might have otherwise been present. and
Another series of tests will be conducted before health officials will approve the hotel's water supply for drinking, he said.
Sorry.
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Yes, absolutely. What?
- Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits.
- Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most.
- I vaguely remember having a good memory...
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You must be one of those big government liberals I'm always hearing about on Fox News.
I guarantee you when the zombie apocalypse comes the government will tell us to 'stay home' and put 'plastic over the windows' and 'everything is under control' right up until the point you and your friends are alone in a warehouse fending off hoards of zombies with a shotgun and a chainsaw.
At that point you'll turn to the busty dark haired beauty in the tattered tanktop who is at your side and say, "OMG, MehGerbil was right!", and she'll say, "Kiss me you hansome devil", and you'll lean in for the kiss but she'll bite your neck because she's a zombie now - and I'll be like RFLOL.
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It seems to me you might be one of those "evidence optional" Fox News guys I hear about on Colbert Nation.
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MehGerbil wrote: If a child poops in the local swimming pool the entire pool has to be emptied of occupants but if you put a freakin' corpse in a hotel water supply for two weeks there isn't a problem - according to the tests.
Well I'm not really all that big on govvamint either but I might agree with them somewhat here.
If you were a floater in a water tank, I'd be happier to drink the water than if you dropped a floater in it.
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Harvey
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Is this some kind of twisted death threat?
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Very ironic, as dead bodies have the tendency to poo as well.
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According to the government teh small amounts of chlorine in the drinking water killed off all the bad bacteria whereas the eye-redding levels of chlorine in the local swimming pool doesn't quite cut it.
Entire corpse rotting in a tank of drinking water for two weeks: No problemo.
Toddler poops his diaper on the other end of the pool: Run for your life.
Government = Nothing but Lies
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MehGerbil wrote: Entire corpse rotting in a tank of drinking water for two weeks: No problemo.
Toddler poops his diaper on the other end of the pool: Run for your life.
I see it differently. Dead bodies are made of meat (however much decomposed).
Poop is made of poop.
Meat, even rotting meat, is better for your consumption than poop.
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Harvey
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Dead bodies often poop one last time.
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wizardzz wrote: Dead bodies often poop one last time.
True, they also pee and barf too.
When they poop however, there is some containment, unlink a free range muffin.
Did you know that when you you die, your hair and fingernails continue to grow for about 2 more weeks?
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Harvey
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