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Having read some of the Jon Skeet facts[^], based on the old Chuck Norris facts, it seems that it's time for us to do our own version here. So, I'll start you off with some OriginalGriff ones.
NASA is now transmitting recordings of OriginalGriff into space. He has prevented 8 alien invasions so far. OriginalGriff was not born. He has always been. OriginalGriff caused the Big Bang - it happened the last time his code failed to compile the first time. OriginalGriff's tears are the cure for every illness ever. Chuck Norris quotes OriginalGriff facts. OriginalGriff IS every Stig. Dr Who is the autobiography of OriginalGriff. OriginalGriff knows where infinity ends.
OriginalGriff lives in Wales - the only part where the sheep aren't nervous. OriginalGriff once wrote a simulator with a rounding error. That's why Pi is no longer 3.0. OriginalGriff knows why it is 42
That'll do for now - we wouldn't want to embarrass him
OriginalGriff had a dodgy keyboard -which is why Queue is spelled that way. OriginalGriff's name comes from an anagram of 'Oral Frig If Gin' which harkens back to a best-forgotten night with Nagy