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GeneralGlad I didnt go to the Fringe Pin
OriginalGriff19-Aug-14 3:09
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They have just announced the Best Joke at the Edinburgh Fringe[^] - and it's from Tim Vine.

Brace yourselves.


Put down that coffee cup.


Swallow.


Have paramedics on standby.


"I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust."


Laughing yourself to death yet?
No? Neither am I.

Doesn't say a lot for the standard of the competition really...I've seen funnier things hear translated via two or more languages...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)

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