The Lounge is rated PG. If you're about to post something you wouldn't want your
kid sister to read then don't post it. No flame wars, no abusive conduct, no programming
questions and please don't post ads.
Like the internet I believe we should have CP rulez! No exceptions.
So lets see how this holds up.
Rules: -∞ Bob's Revelation[^] will be read and understood! ¬. Leslie Nielsen already enforces the rules
0. Leslie Nielsen already said it 1. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. 1A. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you. 1.2.2 Anything you say can and will be used against you. 1.2.1 Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
5: I don't want to catch anybody not making Monty Python references. 6: There is no rule 6. 6.1: Rule 6 should read 6.1 6.1: There is only one rule 6.1 10: Rule numbers should not be expressed in binary. 00001110. Lists should be numbered in binary. 11110001. Contradictory rules should have complementary numbers. 11: Pedantry is to be encouraged. 12: Don't harm the wildlife, keep off the grass. 13: Don't feed the trolls with low reputations.
256. Only high-rep members are allowed to make unfunny jokes. 256B. Not dead baby jokes though, not even if they are funny. 256C. "High-rep" can be read to mean "higher than yours". 383. HoneybCBadger does not, and will not give a sh*t. No exceptions. 403. Google it first or RTFM.
OG. OriginalGriff already thought of that. OG.@ OriginalGriff would have thought of that but Leslie beat him to it. .... (Feel free to add moar rules in the comments and I might be obliged to setup a board to keep track of the rules )
The Prime Directive: All members must read Bob's Revelation[^], must carry it with them where e'er they wander, must meditate upon its teachings each day, may choose to print copies to leave around in public spaces in aid of enlightening the masses.
5: I don't want to catch anybody not making Monty Python references.
6: There is no rule 6.
10: Rule numbers should not be expressed in binary.
11: Pedantry is to be encouraged.
12: Don't harm the wildlife, keep off the grass.
13: Don't feed the trolls with low reputations.
modified 22-Aug-14 15:18pm.
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