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JokeGood start... Pin
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I'm so ugly...

...I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

...They wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.

...My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

...My mother never breast-fed me - she told me that she only liked me as a friend.

...When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father: "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."

...When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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JokeCouples... Pin
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JokeIn the waiting room Pin
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