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"Females. (Lab Research Notes)."
"THE FEMALE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with a painted smile"
"THE FEMALE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 2. Extremely volatile; boils and freezes without reason"
"THE FEMALE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 3. Undergoes spontaneous dehydrolysis (weeps) for no detectable reason"
"THE FEMALE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 4. Melts if given special treatment"
"THE FEMALE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 5. Bitter if incorrectly used"
"THE FEMALE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 6. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore"
"THE FEMALE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 7. Yields to pressure applied to correct points"
"THE FEMALE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 8. Non-magnetic, but attracted to specific plastic used in credit cards"
"THE FEMALE'S CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. As a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones"
"THE FEMALE'S CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances"
"THE FEMALE'S CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason"
"THE FEMALE'S CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol"
"THE FEMALE'S CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 5. Most powerful monetary/ego-reducing agent known to man"
"THE FEMALE'S COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars"
"THE FEMALE'S COMMON USES: 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation; usually not"
"THE FEMALE'S COMMON USES: 3. Used as heating agent, if properly prepared "
"THE FEMALE'S COMMON USES: 4. Has ability to reproduce; use extreme caution"
"THE FEMALE'S STORAGE: Best results are obtained if the specimen is aged between 19 and 25 years."
"THE FEMALE'S TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in a raw, natural state "
"THE FEMALE'S TESTS: 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen"
"THE FEMALE'S HAZARDS: 1. Migrates in groups of similar species; generally congregating in frenzied packs around malls"
"THE FEMALE'S HAZARDS: 2. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands"
"THE FEMALE'S HAZARDS: 3. Use extreme care if experiments are to succeed"
"THE FEMALE'S HAZARDS: 4. While in possession of one specimen, it is highly unwise to attempt to obtain another"
"THE FEMALE'S HAZARDS: 5. If specimen begins to boil, leave immediately"
"THE FEMALE'S HAZARDS: 6. Appropriate protective attire is required to complete satisfactory conclusions"
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