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- Document1.txt
- Form1.frm
- Form2.frm
- frmAbout.frm
- frmAbout.frx
- frmSplash.frm
- frmSplash.frx
- Globals.bas
- joke.exe
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- jokes
- ANNOY.TXT
- BADDAY.TXT
- BEER.TXT
- BETATEST.TXT
- BLNDDATE.TXT
- BLONDE.TXT
- BLUNDERS.TXT
- BUBBA.TXT
- CHINEESE.TXT
- CONFUCUS.TXT
- DATE.TXT
- ELEVATOR.TXT
- EMAILJNK.TXT
- FEMALE.TXT
- FEMCOMP.TXT
- GOLF.TXT
- HARDWARE.TXT
- INSULTS.TXT
- IS386.TXT
- KEEPMIND.TXT
- KLINGON.TXT
- LIFEFACT.TXT
- MATHJOKE.TXT
- MEDICAL.TXT
- MIXEDNUT.TXT
- MTRCYCLE.TXT
- NERD.TXT
- OXYMORON.TXT
- PARTFUN.TXT
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- RULES.TXT
- SAYNO.TXT
- SICK.TXT
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- UPGRADE.TXT
- VirJokes.txt
- WEBTERM.TXT
- YOMAMA.TXT
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- ZADDICT.TXT
- MSSCCPRJ.SCC
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"FUNNY MEDICAL RECORDS, Doctors Mistakes"
" The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately."
" Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized."
" The skin was moist and dry."
" Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid."
" The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
" She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce."
" Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant."
" The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."
" I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."
" The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week."
" Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles."
" Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. She is numb from her toes down."
" Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot."
" While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."
" The lab test indicated abnormal lover function."
" The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead."
" Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."
" Coming from Detroit, this man has no children."
" Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress."
" Patient was alert and unresponsive."
" When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."
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