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Ah crap! I have been taking pictures of myself after midnight for three weeks.
One of us must have this wrong!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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They're blackies now? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Burned all the magic right out of em!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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Coalies.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Johnny J. wrote: They're [this one] now?
If you ever visit the UK, I'd advise avoiding the word I've indicated.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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lopatir wrote: Oh grow up
Don't be so insulting.
It's possible to disagree with someone without acting like a pr1ck.
And whether you think so or not, it is still inadvisable to use that word in public.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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/ravi
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Before I read the post... I'm thinking how the hell?????? I did 5 miles on the bike yesterday and only managed to burn through just over 300, who is this person... freaking superman!!!
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That's the reason they call it Die-et!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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I felt like I was dying, until someone mentioned brownies 
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Yeah I love brownies, could eat a bunch of em.
We don't keep junk food in the house and very rarely buy it. Just to tempting!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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Same here... well I try... myself and my wife share different views on the subject!
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Yeah that's tough.
I tried quitting smoking many times but couldn't get my ex to quit, so I wasn't successful until I got rid of her!
No intention there!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: I tried quitting smoking many times but couldn't get my ex to quit, so I wasn't successful until I got rid of her!
Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens once said that to quit smoking was one of the easiest things he ever did. He did it about 100 times a day.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Mike Hankey wrote: Yeah I love brownies, could eat a bunch of em.
There's an age limit, isn't there?
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You allowed as many as you are old...I'm real old!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: We don't keep junk food in the house and very rarely buy it. Just to tempting!
To prepare for the lockdown, my wife and I got rid of all the junk food in our house. It was delicious.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Man... 
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@RichardDeeming
Where's the CCC?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Posting at the sametime ... I shall have to do a check for spy cameras again ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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As if!
But could you at least put some underwear on?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I have - what did you think the red things on my head are?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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