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Transisters! Bushwah!  It needs to use relays, dagnabit!
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I once demonstrated the working of a NAND using domino tiles (inspired by Numberphile from Youtube)...That was fun...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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A new strategy for training bug-finding tools could help catch more vulnerabilities. Looks like I may have found my next job!
Not that I've created any doozies lately or anything 
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Researchers are adding bugs to experimental software code in order to ultimately wind up with programs that have fewer vulnerabilities.
Wouldn't it be more useful to create an algorithm that tells you which programmer will create fewer bugs?
Marc
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The merger will give Avast control of 400 million network 'endpoints' running the companies' software We'll always have Norton - uhm, McAfee - uhm, Windows Defender to protect us?
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Most industries consolidate over time. Not the anti-virus industry, which seems to add more companies every year!
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I'm glad it's not the other way around.
I like the avast boot time scan. we use it lustfully.
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There are signs that Windows Journal -- a massive security hole in Windows -- is about to get the axe "Patches, I'm dependin' on you, boy"
But really - Journal is still distributed with Windows?
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I say bring back Microsoft Office Binder.
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This guy is seriously telling people to avoid a patch that will prompt people to upgrade to Windows 10?
I totally get the argument that some environments must be stable and can't be updated willy-nilly. That's why we still have people using IE7. And that's not a good thing in anyone's book.
However, by far the majority of users should be using the latest stable and secure versions of software, especially operating systems.
Yeah - the UI and UX isn't the greatest but we should be putting pressure on Microsoft with constructive suggestions to make it better rather than saying "It's bad and evil and I'll dig my heels in and stick to my 10 year old OS thank you".
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: This guy is seriously telling people to avoid a patch that will prompt people to upgrade to Windows 10?
I do not say W10 is a bad OS, even the UI/UX gone too far for most... But I do say that the way Microsoft pushes it forward is much more than stinking... If these patches were labeled as 'Upgrade to Windows 10', probably no one would talk about it. Some would take their chance and update and some not. BUT! Microsoft released over 10 patches under different names - including some security related - but with the same purpose, foul people into installing W10... Where I came from it is called a lie! And I'm not one to tolerate liars...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That is my thought exactly. I even a know a couple of fools who insist on running XP - it apparently lets them do everything they need. In my book, if your needs include any form of connectivity, you're pretty damn stupid to use an O/S that is no longer supported with security patches.
They then go on to say they've never had malware, to which my reply is usually that they've never had malware they were aware of. The worst malware doesn't wreck your system, it just quietly collects data.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Windows Journal is crappier than a cow pasture.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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A University of Washington partnership produced the largest DNA data trove to date. *That's* what you want saved for thousands of years?
I mean, it's an amusing video, but how about something more cultural? Like "Gangnam Style" or something?
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Microsoft is making this change as part of their plan to standardize packaging offers across Office 365, Windows 10 Enterprise and the Enterprise Mobility + Security suite. "And that made all the difference"
You just know that decision took many, many meetings of far too many people.
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Is that E3 or E3? And what's E5?
I thought all the bad product namers in the marketing department had been exorcised.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Google today announced that it will now start experimenting using post-quantum algorithms to encrypt the connections between the experimental Canary version of Chrome and some of its services. That's either good news, or bad. Or both.
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Inside Satya Nadella’s plan to outsmart Google. It's easier to persuade them to upgrade?
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Oracle has told The Register it is "committed" to Java amid growing fears the IT giant had all but given up on Java EE – aka Java Platform, Enterprise Edition. "Don't let me be remitted. I wanna be committed if you don't mind"
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Researchers have created a computer program that can detect lies, be it an email, dating profile or visa application. "Lies lies lies yeah (They're gonna get you)"
25% said they lie about how much they drink. Higher, or lower? Could @Michael-Martin actually be a secret tea-totaler?
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70% accuracy? Well, that's a lie for starters! God help us all if they actually start using this in real life situations like visa applications where, let's face it, the only acceptable accuracy is 100%!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So we can soon hold our smartphone up to a salesman or politician? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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This statement is a lie. 
Marc
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Today Ken Schwaber and Jeff Sutherland, the creators of Scrum delivered a webinar on their latest update to the Scrum Guide. The update was a simple one, adding the 5 values of Scrum to the Guide. "A Scout is ... trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent."
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