Please don't drink and derive: Alcohol and calculus don't mix
Great news here too! I just got myself a new job as the manager of Old MacDonalds Farm!
I'm the CIEIO!
Well, there is "Formal Testing", where you always don a DJ and Black Tie before you run your code, "Informal Testing" which is very similar, but with jeans and a T shirt.
There is "Alpha Testing", where only the most manly are allowed to run your code, and "Beta Testing" where code is run while driving an old Lancia.
There is "Unit Testing" where you get the computer to do it and accept it's word that all is fine.
There is "Student Testing" where you finally get it to compile and hand it in immediately before that changes.
And there is "Homework Testing" where you try to get others to write your answers for you ...
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight...
...unless you're ready to handle the reaper cushions!
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?
Me: That's when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That's impressive, you're hired.
Me: Thanks, I really needed this Yob!
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
modified 18-Feb-20 6:38am.