"Important Facts Of Life" "Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends, if they're OK, you're it." "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer." "A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn." "It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." "If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book." "COROLLARY : If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live." "The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was." "It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." "Paul's law: You can't fall off the floor." "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think." "Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too." "A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way." "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." "Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them." "Law of Probability Dipersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed."
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