"REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE" " No one but their creator understands their internal logic." " Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference." " The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else." " The message, Bad command or filename, is about as informative as If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." " As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it."
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