-∞ Bob's Revelation[^] will be read and understood! ¬. Leslie Nielsen already enforces the rules
0. Leslie Nielsen already said it 1. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. 1A. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you. 1.2.2 Anything you say can and will be used against you. 1.2.1 Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
5: I don't want to catch anybody not making Monty Python references. 5.C: Don't get caught. 6: There is no rule 6. 6.1: These are not the droids This is not the Rule 6 you are looking for. 10: Rule numbers should not be expressed in binary. 00001110. Lists should be numbered in binary. 11110001. Contradictory rules should have complementary numbers. 11: Pedantry is to be encouraged. 12: Don't harm the wildlife, keep off the grass. 12.1.1: If transporting Giraffes bypass overhead highways. 13: Don't feed the trolls with low reputations. 13.IVVI: Only feed trolls with high reputations Cannabis. 15: Rule 77 exists.
42: Having a signature with a code-snippet which won't compile and doesn't make sense will not be tolerated at all. 42A: A dead person can't learn anything unless he is resurrected as a zombie.
69: Nobody tells the truth on the Internet 77.7: There is no rule 69 78: You must report as spam all posts claiming to be Message Automatically Removed, just to be on the safe side.
99: Rule 1023 is false.
143: When Life gives you lemons, make a bloody Mary and enjoy it as Life go all like WTF MANG! 256: Only high-rep members are allowed to make unfunny jokes. 256 a: If your reputation is not high enough and you have posted a joke, then you must endure being mocked by JSOP. 256B: Not dead baby jokes though, not even if they are funny. 256C: "High-rep" can be read to mean "higher than yours". 257: Only high-rep members are affected by rule 256 314: HoneybCBadger does not, and will not give a sh*t. No exceptions. 403: Google it first or RTFM. 404: If Google hasn't got it, nobody has. No exceptions 404.IV: If Google doesn't have the answer your question is wrong
789: Rule 78 is spam and should be accepted as that.
1023: Rule 99 is true.
5795.X: War shall only accept officers higher than mess sergeant that has pierced nipples. No exceptions 5796: No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.
OG. OriginalGriff already thought of that. OG.@ OriginalGriff would have thought of that but Leslie beat him to it.