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Makes me think of that English teacher pointing out to the student: "That that that that that refers to is is not the same that that that that refers to!" 
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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1 + 1 = 3 for very large values of 1.
There are no solutions, only trade-offs. - Thomas Sowell
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)
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Wells Fargo fired more than a dozen employees from its wealth and investment management division in May after the bank investigated claims that they were faking work, according to a media report. If the mouse is jerking, I might be working
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The real question is why is Wells Fargo using keyboard activity to define productivity? It sounds to me like those workers figured out management's game and exploited it.
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Technically, they could be playing solitaire....
That's not the best story of being "productive." Where is that story where the engineer outsourced his work to someone in China?
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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The days where engineers only take orders from higher ups and complete the tasks they are told to do may be over. ...really? Really?!
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At least the circle is swinging back towards the saner side now!
The problem is that all shops are scattered all around it on the timeline so it's like a box of chocolates.
The rise of Agile saw PMs and walking talking bags of acronyms trying to wedge themselves between developers and business because that's the only way many of them could have ever remotely been perceived to be providing value.
I don't know how it is that we can have people driving a bus without input from the technical when most stakeholders and business leaders are decidedly less technical than the people they are paying to build their tech.
In my view, everyone should be a "dev"... Not really, just know enough that they could take an entry level job as a coder and do ok. That's unrealistic, but it's more the bar/goal where I think we should be for how much technology drives all of our lives. A modicum of understanding is simply prudent and the world would be better for it.
The big problem with this sticking the nerds in a closet and letting the others chuck workload over the fence is that you just don't ever know what you don't know. Trying totally ignore your ignorance will not make mis-steps or missed opportunities arising from lack of knowledge any better. It does go both ways... there are plenty of 'domain' things and such developers do not know. You really really want them to. They're not going to 'get there' if they're not included.
It's not that developers need to "drive the business". It's that if you aren't strapping them in and asking them to help navigate, you can't really expect anything but failure or a success that fell far short of its potential.
It does take all kinds too though. The real word is collaboration. It's been quietly maligned since the first IBM PC. Rather than have corporo-political power structures eroded/altered, many have the inclination to chuck it under a bus. There's nothing wrong with a dev who doesn't really get the business domain (depending), or an exec/stakeholder who doesn't understand tech. The problems come from having all that with basically no linkage between them aside from someone who has a degree in burndown charts.
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yeah, and cannabis is legal now in many states... I don't buy this for a second. Nonsense fluff article. Want some proof?
Try to negotiate stock options or profit sharing for a big project. I dare you.
Ask for more direct $$ - not some BS "the division has a profit sharing plan."
Strategic? Put your $$ where your mouth is. This is just drivel.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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While Windows 11’s Paint Creator uses Microsoft’s cloud to generate AI images based on your prompts, Paint Cocreator turns your drawing/outline into an AI masterpiece locally, thanks to NPU. Or to put it another way: another feature you won't be using
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I can't even figure out how to use the Paint 3D app, and now this!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Microsoft has been doing a better job of marketing for Linux than anyone could have dreamed of. When they get really obnoxious about dropping support for W10 I suspect Linux will see a flood of Windoze refugees.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rick York wrote: When they get really obnoxious about dropping support for W10 I suspect Linux will see a flood of Windoze refugees.
The great, great majority of Windows users won't know. Their problem solutions will continue to solve their problems. Nothing will abruptly stop. Nothing will stop at all, if we are talking about Windows applications in use for solving problems for users.
Besides: The end of W10 support does not automatically lead to the availability of tens of thousands of Linux applications ready to solve the problems that the Windows applications handled. Even if OS support ends, software houses will continue giving application support.
Users will continue using their W10 machines until one of their primary applications, one that their business (or private life) is critically dependent on, comes in a new revision with extensions absolutely required by the user, and this new application version is not available for Windows 10. Software houses may be using W11+ functionality, but not for many years will they unconditionally require W11+. Maybe in one case, or four, but not in the other ten thousands. That didn't happen with any previous Windows (or other OS) revision; it won't happen this time.
I am not aware that any of the applications I use cannot be run under Windows 7. If my problems are solved to my satisfaction by my current set of applications, it is highly unlikely that there will come an application revision so fundamental to me that I cannot continue without it. If that is the case, getting a W11+ machine is a viable option. It is probably far less risky than going to another OS, and, at the same time, to a completely new set of applications for all my tasks, crossing my fingers that they cover all my tasks, with all the functionality of the Windows versions of all the applications - including that new functionality that I critically depend on, the one that made me abandon the W10 application suite.
Most users use PCs primarily to solve problems. Not to run an OS.
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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Microsoft will evaluate its employees’ cybersecurity contributions in reviews that will factor into their compensation, Brad Smith, the company’s vice chair and president, said ahead of a Thursday U.S. House committee hearing on the software maker’s security practices. In related news: Windows team now owe the company money
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What does Brad Smith contribute to cybersecurity I wonder.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The platform’s job search tool is also getting a boost, thanks to generative AI. ...which will then be turfed by the recruiter's AI resume processing tool
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do not use linked in. You've been warned. Or at least use a disposable email account.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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YMMV, got my current job because of a linkedIn jobposting.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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“Clean Code” has garnered a bit of notoriety despite coining an endearing term we use in coding conversations. Because sometimes you want your code a little unclean
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Read the article, author has some good points. One thing I would have done was use a switch over a bunch of if/else's. Author's refactor of the original is also something I would approve.
Not that anyone was asking.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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I was in a car with several greenhorns.
One of them said they were in it for the precision. Like math. As though there were explicitly correct answers/ways of getting things done. I found that humorous but couldn't really explain to them why.
I feel like the segment of our tribe which came by similar footsteps as that line of thinking though... Upon discovering it doesn't really exist, they set about construction of these various frameworks for perfection and pedantry. Like facades built for personal security these guardrails protecting from the great unknown.
It's not all at all bad. It's only the purists I can't stomach. We can entertain "true TDD" or whatever we want from a theoretical/discussion sort of stance. That's awesome. However, I think for some purists this is explicitly antithetical to their puritanical goal of nailing down the 'one right answers' and then never thinking about them or discussing them again.
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I'm not sure I agree with most of the points made. In my 35 years of writing software, I have _never_ seen code anally refactored to stupid silly functions. Does this really help understanding? Supportability? I'd say meh.
private void createPluralDependentMessageParts(int count) {
if (count == 0) {
thereAreNoLetters();
} else if (count == 1) {
thereIsOneLetter();
} else {
thereAreManyLetters(count);
}
}
Ten days until my retirement sabbatical, but the opening brace on every function or conditional drives me to drink. And yes, I know that's a religious argument. Sure, you save one line on the page, but it just seems to make the code compressed and hard to scan.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Elaborate scheme involved hidden camera and an earpiece to hear answers. Did he also get an A+ for the system he developed?
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VIC, the bot, will make decisions for the "meat puppet" who shows up at meetings. Probably better than the current crop of politicians
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Microsoft has also announced that Windows 10 version 21H2 has reached the end of servicing status. I am Updatus of Windows. Resistance is futile. You will be upgraded.
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In a new paper published in the journal Ethics and Information Technology, a trio of philosophy researchers from the University of Glasgow in Scotland argue that referring to chatbot's propensity to make crap up shouldn't be referred to as "hallucinations," because it's actually something much less flattering. The technical (but accurate) term
Sorry to your little sister
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