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Is the boat floating at low tide? Or is it sitting on the ground at low tide? If it's sitting on the ground, is it leaning toward or away from the ladder?
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The only one wrecked in this thread is Nagy...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Before I look at other answers, 14, of course.
Unless the ship sinks in the interim.
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Unless, also, the ship at low tide hadn't run aground, either.
or, a larded crew got off the ship because they wouldn't wait for the tide to go out.
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All rungs are under water. The ship was initially sunk.
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So, someone at Microsoft DID got the message after all...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In this case it's Johnny's Chicken House[^] that seems to be everywhere these days.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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HEY! I resemble that remark!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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So your face is also on a poster in the chicken house? It says 'Wanted' and hangs right next to that of Col. Sanders?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Some Like it Hot!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The Huns are not so bad.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Servers dash around mental ward (8)
HINT: How many of us would it take to change a light-bulb?
Slogans aren't solutions.
modified 22-Feb-17 7:38am.
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BARMAIDS?
Servers
dash around BAR
mental M
ward AIDS ? Dunno why.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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'Fraid not.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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That's a relief - I'm busy tomorrow morning...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So am I, so please try harder
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Sorry - I've got to put the car in for a service tomorrow, and I don't know their wifi password...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm sure they'd tell you if you asked them nicely enough ...
Hope there's nothing too expensive going on with the motor.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Hopefully not - it's just an annual service, I hope.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Any hints?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Yes, see above. It depends how good you are at very old jokes as to whether it will be any help ..
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Hardware.
Dash: hare
Mental ward(anagram) : dwar
Around : hare around dwar
I was thinking rush and bolt for dash. Could not make a word.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Yay! We have a winner.
The hint, for anyone who didn't get it, was the age old gag:
How many programmers does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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So I was sitting in a meeting when someone asked how we were going to educate the users to a potentially complex process, I suggest with a clue bat.
Six guys looked at me strangely (not an unusual occurrence) but they had no idea what a clue bat is.
Next I go on line and see if I can find a foam or rubber clue bat to buy, can't locate one in the usual suspects and google is not helping. Anyone know where I can get a range of clue bats?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Anyone know where I can get a range of clue bats? Not a clue.
Hey! Put that thing down!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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