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POPEHAT 2016 ELECTION DAY GUIDE | Popehat[^]
While I'm certain there will be quibbles (to say the least) about the complete text, the short version covers everything you really need to know about today:
Quote: Balvenie (17 Year)
Hibiki 17 year
Angel's Envy
Ardbeg (10 Year)
Hendrick's Gin
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Drink enough of ... [any of them], fast enough, and you'll get hammered.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 8-Nov-16 13:12pm.
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Shall I ... mix it all up in a bucket?
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Ah yes, the [in]famous "Hairy Buffalo", favorite of high school drinking parties everywhere.
Software Zen: delete this;
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that would only be slightly more of a travesty than guzzling high end sipping whiskey like bargain basement rotgut.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Whenever I buy a bottle of single malt I always ask for a straw . . .
| Ravings en masse^ |
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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But drink it at home, or you might end up laid out on open lands -- or "lands lied" as some may put it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As always... put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up. 
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So there is something I can take to relieve this bellyache!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I prefer a Bushmills 10-year single malt. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's a good choice. Last night, if you drank enough of it fast enough, you would've gotten hammered.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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My favourite Italian chef died: his dishes are now a pizza history.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I caneloni offer my heartfelt regards.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Looks like he went pasta point of no return.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I wish I could penne puns like that.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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I heard yeasterday that he wanted his ashes spread in the calzone layer.
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Oh well, at yeast he tried.
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Mozzarella? As that the best a saucy little cherub like you could do?
No trouble topping that!
Well, the golden days of pun pastina blink of an eye.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I wish you'd stop pestoing us with your diavolato thoughts!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Go write some spaghetti code and leave us alone. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Given what day it is here in the US, this[^] "APOD" might be more apropos. 
Marc
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...regarding party colours be deleted? It was not in any way politically charged. Nor do I expect the answer to be politically charged. The colours are what they are. I might wonder why. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It wasn't deleted. It was moved to The Soapbox.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Was it politically charged, or controversial?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Possibly considered anti-colour-blind-ist?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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