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Documentation is for lovers or those with special needs.
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Let's keep this KSS, please!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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spoken like a true programmer
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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But debugging is such fun! Right? Right? Right?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I spent a couple of years doing it for entertainment.
0) Head to some shareware repository
1) Select and download target
2) Run & alter in debugger
3) save patch to disk or write keygen
There's a field of programming challenges known as crackme and another known as keygenme. The latter are infinitely more fun.
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Whenever I write anything I run it through the debugger - I remember when debuggers were either non existent or not very sophisticated, you had to add lots of print statements to see what was going on. The VS debugger is superb.
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Six hours of debugging can explain why that documentation you took five minutes to read is completely wrong. FIFY.
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What documentation? Haven't seen that in years!
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If you went bald would you keep your comb, because you just couldn't part with it?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I was tempted to brush this one aside, but this post has some teeth to it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I like this so much I'm going to pocket it.
/ravi
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Good to have that straightened out, I wouldn't want to be stranded without one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Toupé!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Parting a-side, that's not what I hair. Some might bristle with anger over that type of comb-ment.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Smooth. Very smooth.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Since most of the stuff I get is junk, I'm not certain that this really was an error.
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Sounds like a normal day to me.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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yep, same thought over here ... this is a new normal, NBD (No Big Deal ... )
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... That's such an obvious solution![^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The usual mistake:
Quote:
sentience or sentiency
1. the state or quality of being sentient; awareness
2. sense perception not involving intelligence or mental perception; feeling
I would actually demand that a robot is sentient to some degree, so that it can fulfill its task.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It may be just me, but don't you ever get the feeling that jokes about vacuums suck?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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