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Someone hate me it seems
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have you pissed someone off lately?
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Obviously, But to my knowledge... No
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Back to 3978!!
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I think I should start begging for likes
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CBadger wrote: it comes quite in handy
A Thai Prostitute said this to me once.
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Why would he do that?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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beat me too it
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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+5 for the post. There, now you have 4k. Now cross your fingers and hope for no more downvotes.
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Thank You master!
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huh, when i received this message in my mail box i actually waited for a couple of seconds for the signature to load. and then I realized...... #facepalm
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Jeez! I don't know where I've sent my code to previously, but FINALLY I've submitted the work to the remote repo and it is browsable.
Next stop is an update.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Next stop is an update. dont' rush! Take a gin or two...or ten
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Why wont you contact the NSA? They will know.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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They are the Backup System Of Last Resort...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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...also known as BS of last resort...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I don't know where I've sent my code to previously, but FINALLY I've submitted the work to the remote repo and it is browsable.
You must be using Git.
Marc
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Yes, git by name and git by nature.
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It finally happened. I thought i was just a part of IT jokes but someone finally complained to me "The system doesn't work on the server is shut down". I think my internal system crashed because my mind went into a loop trying to find a way to handle this user complain without recurring to violence.
Has anyone got a real situation like this?
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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Well, here is the correct response[^]. You can jump straight to the last statement!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Muuu-hahahahahahahh
That was a good one. Thanks for that, it kind of made things a bit better today..
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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Snopes is wrong. This did happen, to me, though only after the joke.
The joke had literally just done the rounds at the Social Services department I worked in at 2000. I'd spent 15 mins trying to diagnose the problem (it was at a relatively remote site[^] and we tried to help over the phone as much as possible) , so in desperation I asked the lass on the phone to plug in a desk-lamp: "I don't have one". "How about a fan" - she had one, but she said "I don't think it'll work", when I asked why: "we're in a power cut".
At this point I assumed it was the only lass in our office playing a practical joke, as she often did, so I was going to deliver the punchline (which in the version I head described the user as too elephanting stupid to own a computer). At that point the presumed joker walked through the office, if she had been a second later I'd have lost my job. I asked the girl on the phone how she thought the PC would work in a power cut - at this point I think it dawned on her how stupid she been as she gave a rather weak "I thought I'd just make you aware" as a response and hung up.
Thanks to the joke, no-one believes me (except the people who were in the room as the conversation happened), but there it is.
[Edit]
Having read the Snopes link fully, it says it is the last line of the joke that didn't happen. So I suppose it remains false, though it nearly happened.
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Yes once, the power was off for couple hours. Like a good girl I sat in the corner(my desk is there) and read a book about visual c++ probably older than me .
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
modified 2-Apr-14 10:47am.
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Argonia wrote: a book about visual c++ probably older than me
*twitch*
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